my cvnt of a day so far

**Cujo** · 17-02-2012, 10:46 PM

Originally Posted by Marmite the Dog

Well, I had dinner with the old scrot, and to be honest, not getting it up is the least of his physical problems.

That's what I like about the English (and antipodeans) the ability to larf at ourselves (and each other) without getting all defensive and 'ornery.
(did he have a box of pencils in his pocket?)
Anyway. Don't know you PP, but as I've had a glass of wine or two and you're probably not a bad bloke despite being the type to dine with the likes of marmite, I'll wish you happy birthday.
So happy birthday you old bastard.

**peterpan** · 17-02-2012, 11:26 PM

Originally Posted by Marmite the Dog

Well, I had dinner with the old scrot, and to be honest, not getting it up is the least of his physical problems.

i;m stiill going Marmite the Dog, light weight

**meow** · 18-02-2012, 03:03 PM

Originally Posted by Koojo

Geez, mine gave out at about 40.

Shit I am in my early thirties now and this is what I have to look forward to?

I was so shit-faced on a bottle of vodka I struggled the other night to elicit a response from the old boy. However two days later I was at it like a rabbit on crack. I think a lot of this is mental, as well as physical?

**Bettyboo** · 18-02-2012, 03:18 PM

Originally Posted by Marmite the Dog

Well, I had dinner with the old scrot, and to be honest, not getting it up is the least of his physical problems.

Didn't he even manage to get it up for you, mate???

**grasshopper** · 18-02-2012, 07:15 PM

Mine dies every early morn but he softens after a leak and then slumbers on till I see that young girl with the brown smooth thighs and the f----me shorts. Live healthy, lots of nanna naps and not too much booze. Just have to get a lady who likes a bit of rumpy pumpy at 3.00 am or after the late morning nap. Chain her to the bedhead?

**terry57** · 19-02-2012, 02:13 PM

Originally Posted by Marmite the Dog

Well, I had dinner with the old scrot.

Jeez Marmite, no wonder poor Peter is feeling depressed and cant get the horn. Poor bastard will most probably off himself after spending the night with you.

Anyway Peter cheer up ya old bastard, I'll give you the heads up.

Get on the piss and you'll wake up with a massive piss horn.

Make a plaster cast of the foker whilst its still rock hard and when it cures you can bang that little beauty through MrsPeter when she gets the slippery on.

This way MrsPeter will recon your the top stud in Udon and love you long time.

Happy bloody birthday young Peter.

**nigelandjan** · 20-02-2012, 02:50 AM

Thanks for the advice Terry not only are my eyes watering now I have one hell of a squint

**Rural Surin** · 20-02-2012, 09:30 AM

Originally Posted by nigelandjan

Thanks for the advice Terry not only are my eyes watering now I have one hell of a squint

Does have a way with the language, dosen't he?

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