Thread: Do your genitals dangle into the toilet bowl? A strange phenomenon observed.

Originally Posted by taxexile

you would be the perfect customer for one of those japanese voyeur toilets with the mirrored bowl.

maybe there is a market for clear plastic ones

I have few problems relating to my testicles while I am defecating. I have to ensure that the Toilet Duck is positioned at 45 degrees so as to avoid the possibility of unwanted anal penetration or else my foreskin acting as a sucker and removing it from the rim of the bowl.

I do things like this as a matter of course these days as my broad life experience has enabled me to avoid a great many problems which would, otherwise, distract me from the main priorities in my life.

I wish I had not opened this thread.

Originally Posted by Smug Farang Bore

I wish I had not opened this thread.

^NFS!!!!!....... But while I am here.

So a few things to be clear on, not ALL men have this sack drop dealio. I feel sorry for the men that do. I hear they make holders to avoid them dropping out around your camo shorts when walking....

Here is a story to make you sack droopers cry. Not to long I ago I read where some old fat coger was on a cruise boat and had a very unfortunate incident. Of course anyone who has cruised anywhere knows these toilets are pneumatic and work on a slight vacuum. Scared yet?????...OK. Anyway some fuck sat down on the commode, his package must have fallen into the water and then he flushed. Well because he was a fat ass he had basically made an air tight seal therefore it sucked his nutsack and other shit down the drain then the pneumatic trap door slapped back. Well they had to unbolt the toilet to release the pressure and he lost both of his jewels. Of course in typical western fashion he tried to sue the cruise line but it never flew.

So any of you boys planning a cruise and have this hanging sack issue, better duct tape them up before you host a sit down on the commode or you could be singing at a new octave shortly after flushing.

Originally Posted by Smug Farang Bore

I wish I had not opened this thread.

This thread is better without pictures.

Originally Posted by can123

I have to ensure that the Toilet Duck is positioned at 45 degrees so as to avoid the possibility of unwanted anal penetration or else my foreskin acting as a sucker and removing it from the rim of the bowl.

I think the issue here is the Toilet Duck placement.
Whilst working out the angle of the dangle, a cursory glance and gauging of the approximate distance between penetration and missing by a mile could be judged.


The foreskin sucker issue is best dealt with a rabbi.

Do your balls hang low?
Do they wobble to and fro?
Can you tie 'em in a knot?
Can you tie 'em in a bow?
Can you throw them over your shoulder
Like a continental soldier?
Do your balls hang low?

Great legs.

Originally Posted by JPPR2

Originally Posted by Smug Farang Bore

I wish I had not opened this thread.

^NFS!!!!!....... But while I am here.

So a few things to be clear on, not ALL men have this sack drop dealio. I feel sorry for the men that do. I hear they make holders to avoid them dropping out around your camo shorts when walking....

Here is a story to make you sack droopers cry. Not to long I ago I read where some old fat coger was on a cruise boat and had a very unfortunate incident. Of course anyone who has cruised anywhere knows these toilets are pneumatic and work on a slight vacuum. Scared yet?????...OK. Anyway some fuck sat down on the commode, his package must have fallen into the water and then he flushed. Well because he was a fat ass he had basically made an air tight seal therefore it sucked his nutsack and other shit down the drain then the pneumatic trap door slapped back. Well they had to unbolt the toilet to release the pressure and he lost both of his jewels. Of course in typical western fashion he tried to sue the cruise line but it never flew.

So any of you boys planning a cruise and have this hanging sack issue, better duct tape them up before you host a sit down on the commode or you could be singing at a new octave shortly after flushing.

Another problem happened in a sauna. A guy sat down and because his bollocks were cold and small, they fell between the wooden slats, then in the heat of the sauna, they expanded.

Consequently, when he stood up, he quite literally pulled his own balls off.

And he's like 'Aaagh, i've pulled my balls off. That sucks'.

Have you got a European toilet Moog ? The ones with the shallow landing strip to examine the stool, and the pond at the front.

I often find myself akin to Socal, and bollock deep in shit, using them

Originally Posted by sabai sabai

Have you got a European toilet Moog ? The ones with the shallow landing strip to examine the stool, and the pond at the front.

I often find myself bollock deep in shit, using them

Hey are we not in the land of master surgeons of genitals? I bet one of them offers a ball tuck procedure. Like a face lift. In fact maybe that's what they do, they pull your face up which tightens up your nut sack. Problem solved.

Maybe I will try them loos from the opposite direction next time

Originally Posted by sabai sabai

Have you got a European toilet Moog ? The ones with the shallow landing strip to examine the stool, and the pond at the front.

I often find myself akin to Socal, and bollock deep in shit, using them

No - those models with an inspection platform are from a German manufacturer.

I did have one in 2003 and quite liked it as I was able to photograph my more memorable excretions.

Originally Posted by JPPR2

So a few things to be clear on, not ALL men have this sack drop dealio. I feel sorry for the men that do. I hear they make holders to avoid them dropping out around your camo shorts when walking

No, it's not a case of sackdrop we have here.
It's global fucking warming and a mild case of diarrhea.
The testicles are safely cupped in the palm of the left hand,
Then sit and wait on the porcelain and pray for "Old England".

Originally Posted by sabai sabai

Maybe I will try them loos from the opposite direction next time

It should be standard.
Defecating upright ain't so healthy.