Thread: I'm sorry

I'm sorry, that my Midget is the sexiest women in the world, so all you lot have to make do with second best.

Shit happens, so you need to get used to it.

Has the midet got hold of your computer?

pics?

^^ No, just his bollocks.

What the hell would the sexiest woman in the world want with the likes of you, she sounds like a very charitable woman

So how did the sexiest woman in the world end up with a limp dic old man like you?

Originally Posted by Marmite the Dog

I'm sorry, that my Midget is the sexiest women in the world, so all you lot have to make do with second best.

Aha ! The Charles Aznomour of TD

Originally Posted by Marmite the Dog

so all you lot have to make do with second best.

true, absolutely, especially her

Originally Posted by Stinky

What the hell would the sexiest woman in the world want with the likes of you, she sounds like a very charitable woman

True, she's an absolutely smashing girl, everyone is amazed how the poor thing ended up with Bumcrack.

Nothing proven w/out pictures...

pics or it didnt happen..

Got loads, how much you wanna pay?

I'm sorry you're such a cock Marmite.

Surely she's the sexiest Midget in the world?

panic over.

Posted at 1;30am I guess he passed out soon after and is still sleeping it off.

That, or maybe she was standing over him holding a rolling pin as he typed after he came in from the pub past his curfew....

Mines the best cook in the world.

Hmmm... I think I had a few too many last night. The sentiment still holds water though.

Originally Posted by Marmite the Dog

The sentiment still holds water though.

Pity the same can't be said about PP

As long as you have your Elf, that's the main thing.

Originally Posted by Bung

Posted at 1;30am I guess he passed out soon after and is still sleeping it off.

Impossible, Marmite only drinks queer beer (singha light)
I could drink that stuff all night and not get half pissed

Originally Posted by Marmite the Dog

Hmmm... I think I had a few too many last night. The sentiment still holds water though.

Did you get your leg over last night after starting this thread ?

I must say though, I wouldn't kick her out the bed for fartin, unlike my Ex Wife, where it became a physical impossibility in the end

Originally Posted by sabaii sabaii

Did you get your leg over last night after starting this thread ?

No. Too pissed and the painters are in.

We need a new sub forum called "Members Gayest Threads" for this one!

I wouldn't call it gay



Edit... No i better not write that

Originally Posted by Marmite the Dog

The sentiment still holds water though.

My mop and bucket holds water but doesn't claim that its GF is the worlds best, as no pictures are here to support the evidence.