Thread: I'm sorry

One of these things is different from the others. Which one?

Originally Posted by Marmite the Dog

I'm sorry, that my Midget is the sexiest women in the world, so all you lot have to make do with second best.

Shit happens, so you need to get used to it.

Oops. My bad. Turns out they are all the same......

Originally Posted by Marmite the Dog

Originally Posted by sabaii sabaii

Did you get your leg over last night after starting this thread ?

No. Too pissed and the painters are in.

Pour a jug of coffee down her and put a vinyl dropsheet on the mattress

Originally Posted by DJ Pat

My bucket holds water and is the worlds best.

C'Mon now Pat. I have never been so hurt................

Originally Posted by Marmite the Dog

Hmmm... I think I had a few too many last night. The sentiment still holds water though.

well the only good thing that I can say about that statement is that you didn't slur your words...which probably means that you only had a couple of beers....

Originally Posted by Looper

Pour a jug of coffee down her

Why? I was the pissed one. She stayed at home.

Originally Posted by Loy Toy

Originally Posted by DJ Pat

My bucket holds water and is the worlds best.

C'Mon now Pat. I have never been so hurt................

Smeg sold it to me

Originally Posted by Marmite the Dog

the painters are in.

The painters are only painting the downstairs front room though.

I would just say have a good time and new year.

Its amazing the bullshit people spout out when they are pissed.

Glad to hear that you are happy, Marmite.

You fat bastard.

u sure ur not fucking a penguin marmers.

Originally Posted by sabaii sabaii

I wouldn't call it gay



Edit... No i better not write that

She is sexy, but maybe not the one marmitereferred to?

I have a list of Asian sexy women.... No euros they are of no interest to me, fucking ungly and DIRTY bastards.

Marmite, when anyone is pissed, true feelings get loosed off.
Everyone is human, if Midget rings your bell - great.

Why would anyone start a thread like this?

Rule # 1 When drinking copious amounts of alcohol please put the computer down.

Originally Posted by JPPR2

Rule # 1 When drinking copious amounts of alcohol please put the computer down.

True. But rules tend to go out the window when one is a bit sozzled.

Originally Posted by Marmite the Dog

Originally Posted by JPPR2

Rule # 1 When drinking copious amounts of alcohol please put the computer down.

True. But rules tend to go out the window when one is a bit sozzled.

had fridge magnet once, said:

"that which is said when drunk is thought about beforehand"

cute name for the Mrs..much better than "you!" when calling for one more

enjoy....

Originally Posted by nostromo

I have a list of Asian sexy women.... No euros they are of no interest to me, fucking ungly and DIRTY bastards.

I always like dirty ladies...the dirtier, the better....

Or did you mean unclean? In which case I agree. Nothing worse than a fishy minge.

Originally Posted by Marmite the Dog

I'm sorry, that my Midget is the sexiest women in the world, so all you lot have to make do with second best.

Shit happens, so you need to get used to it.

fuck me, a thread up there with the best of Socal's drunk rants.

Originally Posted by Sir Wilson

fuck me, a thread up there with the best of Socal's drunk rants.

I thought his were much better.

marmite the dwag....a storm in a D cup.

happy new year marmite.

Originally Posted by Sir Wilson

Originally Posted by Marmite the Dog

I'm sorry, that my Midget is the sexiest women in the world, so all you lot have to make do with second best.

Shit happens, so you need to get used to it.

fuck me, a thread up there with the best of Socal's drunk rants.

Willie's really worked up isn't he.

I am afraid that KW's sense of humour was in his foreskin and is gone forever

Originally Posted by Marmite the Dog

Hmmm... I think I had a few too many last night.

Who would have thought?

Originally Posted by DJ Pat

Originally Posted by Loy Toy

Originally Posted by DJ Pat

My bucket holds water and is the worlds best.

C'Mon now Pat. I have never been so hurt................

Smeg sold it to me

And you bought it.

He had jizzed in it for Pat