Thread: Aussie Cheese

Not easy to find decent cheese around these parts. In the 7/11 it's craft cheese slices or nothing. I was therefore awaiting the grand opening of a Tesco Lotus mini market that has been under construction for some time.

I perused the meat section - actual chicken breasts, cuts of pork and beef that actually resembled what you might buy at home in the west (or a decent supermarket here) rather than lumps of "meat" that you often see in the markets. So far so good.

I slowly made my way to the dairy section with my hopes buoyed by the fruit and meat sections. They did indeed have the ubiquitous cheese slices but unfortunately no decent blocks of cheese, head bowed I took my leave but not before this caught my eye.



Better than you'd have thought it would be, but slightly spoilt by the negative connotations of the name.

Is it really sold as "Coon Cheese" in Australia??

Originally Posted by alwarner

I slowly made my way to the dairy section

Was you gonna take the cheese by suprise ?

Originally Posted by nigelandjan

Originally Posted by alwarner

I slowly made my way to the dairy section

Was you gonna take the cheese by suprise ?

This cheese took me by surprise, and no mistake.

Originally Posted by alwarner

Better than you'd have thought it would be, but slightly spoilt by the negative connotations of the name.

Is it really sold as "Coon Cheese" in Australia??

yes....

Originally Posted by alwarner

Is it really sold as "Coon Cheese" in Australia??

ฺำำื Been around for a lot longer than I have, it is sold as the package implies "Coon Cheese" but only sold to Coons.

Do Coons just call it cheese?

So many questions.

Originally Posted by alwarner

Do Coons just call it cheese?

So many questions.

There was a rumour it was made out of coons.

ha ha just had a look on wikipedia, looks like it was called Coon Cheese because it came in a black wrapper. When it was pointed out to them that it wasn't the most inclusive of names they said that the owner of the company was called John W Coon or something. made me laugh whether it's true or not i dunno.

How did you go about consuming this product, Al? Tip up the RESEALABLE BAG for FRESHNESS and let rip in the direction of your salivating cakehole or conservatively nibble with crackers?

And the 25% Less Fat as we all know is usually detrimental to any culinary product, was this the case re Coon?

It's thing like this we should, nay MUST establish before continuing..

It's made from coon smegma.
They harvest it in the early morning in the public parks while coons are sleeping off the meths.

Originally Posted by somtamslap

How did you go about consuming this product, Al? Tip up the RESEALABLE BAG for FRESHNESS and let rip in the direction of your salivating cakehole or conservatively nibble with crackers?

And the 25% Less Fat as we all know is usually detrimental to any culinary product, was this the case re Coon?

It's thing like this we should, nay MUST establish before continuing..

It was OK mate - actually tasted like cheese. Could have been a little more mature but more than edible non the less. Main mode of consumption inside two rounds of bread with some onion and tomato "dans le Brevil."

Just purchased some more. 71b also got some bacon there. Swerved the mayonnaise as it looked to me very much like the sweet one. ewwwww

Originally Posted by Koojo

There was a rumour it was made out of coons.

Coons what ?

7-11? Nigel do you think the Blokes carry more American products or British in there stores?

Originally Posted by nigelandjan

Originally Posted by Koojo

There was a rumour it was made out of coons.

Coons what ?

Coons Smega.

smegma

[smeg-muh]   Origin
smeg·ma

   [smeg-muh] Show IPA
noun a thick, cheeselike, sebaceous secretion that collects beneath the foreskin or around the clitoris.

Aussie cheese? gotta be the best in the world you'd think.

Aussie's are dumb as shit mate. FACT.

Originally Posted by Clubber Lang

Aussie's are dumb as shit mate. FACT.

You must be one of ENTs mates, I didn't think he'd have any.

Originally Posted by AztekLabel

7-11? Nigel do you think the Blokes carry more American products or British in there stores?

Yeah I agree deffo more Polish gear ,,,,,,,,dont ask

Originally Posted by alwarner

Not easy to find decent cheese around these parts.

You must be in Australia?

^ nice 1 MTD.

The only Aussie 'cheese' I can give ya is the stuff that comes from behind my ear when I scratch it after a few days out bush. It smells like parmesan only stronger. A true vintage.

Originally Posted by alwarner

Do Coons just call it cheese?

They call themselves 'kooris', so guess in this case they'll call it 'koori cheese'.

Originally Posted by Koojo

Coons Smega.

I don't have this myself but you could always ask your nearest Aussie if he has any cock cheese to spare.

Originally Posted by nigelandjan

Originally Posted by AztekLabel

7-11? Nigel do you think the Blokes carry more American products or British in there stores?

Yeah I agree deffo more Polish gear ,,,,,,,,dont ask

Not Asking..

What part of OZ you in?

Originally Posted by AztekLabel

What part of OZ you in?

Not tellin got better things to do

Originally Posted by 9999

Originally Posted by Koojo

Coons Smega.

I don't have this myself but you could always ask your nearest Aussie if he has any cock cheese to spare.

The nearest coon you idiot. It's COONs cheese.