Thread: Removing a Jammed Dishwasher/Washing Machine?

Try pushing a thin strip of steel between the top of the machine and the worktop.Bet the lads put some mastic in there to hold it still.

Originally Posted by The Fresh Prince

It's looking like I'm going to have to go at it with a grinder.

Where did you meet the Grinder ?

Is his name Cliff ?



That's what you call a Man's moustache

Be careful it might be a load bearing dishwasher. Just tell the half thai/polish workmen that there is 300 Baht underneath it and they can have it.

Is it full inside with concrete?

Have you tried Vaseline?

Originally Posted by sabaii sabaii

Get Withnallstoke to come around, put it on spin long cycle, wedge a dead animal in the door with it's tail aroused, leave some lard on the side and Hey Presto, Bob's your uncle, fanny's your Aunt

Or use a brick.

Originally Posted by FlyFree

Have you tried Vaseline?

Did you see his moustache ?




^ Cool

Sledge hammer is your friend !

Swing it over that blak work top. crush the machine bit smaller then go behind wall and work from the back, should be in middle of kitchen in less then hour sweat !

The sledge hammer will still be ok for use to place in the new machine if the sides are tight.

Put some oil on sledge hammer, shall last a few years for later on interventions.

It's done!!!




There were a few problems but I feel like cutting the fucker out was the best option.







And the end result. I'm most pleased.



I'll probably get my balls cut off for posting this but what the hell.

They're such simple creatures, aren't they?

Originally Posted by Marmite the Dog

They're such simple creatures, aren't they?

I think it's cute.

^ Me too, Place the Camcorder on the table and stick the baby on spin

As for the cowboy with no goggles, I see you had a fire extinguisher in hand, ready

Originally Posted by Marmite the Dog

They're such simple creatures, aren't they?

Originally Posted by The Fresh Prince

I think it's cute.

Good God Princey I was gonna get you to fine tune my Macbook for me when I come over , think it'll have to be a qualified dealer job

soooo what was holding the bloody thing under the counter...or did you ever find out??

I guess you know that you can't usually open the bloody door on them new fangled machines once the cycle starts....hmmm..nah.. well maybe YOU and your helpers will manage it??

Originally Posted by Crepitus

soooo what was holding the bloody thing under the counter...or did you ever find out??

It was one of those days where the family was staying and they made me start drinking at 10am. Buy the time it was out I was too drunk to care so I never got to the bottom of it. I was asleep 30mins later.

Originally Posted by The Fresh Prince

Originally Posted by Marmite the Dog

They're such simple creatures, aren't they?

I think it's cute.

would have been better without her clothes on and watching them in the washing machine

There was a rather uncouth burp at 0.19 secs. I do apologize.