Thread: The Ashes Tour

Australia 3/12 ... that should put a smile on those great unwashed Pommy faces

Originally Posted by Headworx

Well this puts the real entertainment on hold till tomorrow, when England bat.

Tomorrow?

^Yep, mark my words the real comedy will begin when England bat tomorrow.

Originally Posted by Headworx

^Jeez that 3-1

not quite, 12-3

What's with the changing of the ball? Out of shape because it's getting smacked around like a red-headed step child or are the soap dodgers tampering with it

NAh, just giving you another hard one to have a go at, Head next

If you ignore the previous four tests and the fact that Australia haven't batted yet, England are the far superior team.

I don't know, the score is getting away from us here

Originally Posted by Headworx

What's with the changing of the ball? Out of shape because it's getting smacked around like a red-headed step child or are the soap dodgers tampering with it

I didn't see any sandpaper, did you?

Sandpaper not necessarily required, you cheating fucks have used all sorts of methods for ages.

Originally Posted by malmomike77

i don't know, the score is getting away from us here

hey yay yay ya

Originally Posted by Headworx

Sandpaper not necessarily required, you cheating fucks have used all sorts of methods for ages.

Of course you would listen to some dodgy convict on a youtube video.

I suppose England havent lost a cricket game all year...

Originally Posted by DrWilly

I suppose England havent lost a cricket game all year...

What has that got to do with the Aussies history of cheating...at many sports

Originally Posted by harrybarracuda

Of course you would listen to some dodgy convict on a youtube video.

No way to talk about a former English captain and legend, Tony Greig from Liverpool.

^^ Many Sports?

Can you update us on all the sports!

Thanks in advance!

Originally Posted by Loy Toy

^^ Many Sports?

Can you update us on all the sports!

Thanks in advance!

Rugby, Swimming, Football, Bar Skittles, Golf, 3 Card Brag and my favourite............... Cricket

Originally Posted by malmomike77

What has that got to do with the Aussies history of cheating...at many sports

erm, nothing.


I was referring to the score line of this current game.

Celebrating the small wins for England.

See you guys are so bad at it, you don't even understand a compliment when you get one. I guess that's what a lifetime, nah a century of losing will do to an English cricket fan.

#prayforEnglandcricket.

#carnagewillstarttomorrow

Originally Posted by DrWilly

#carnagewillstarttomorrow

Well if Eng keep bowling pies to Head he could be 200+ by Tea

Originally Posted by Loy Toy

^^ Many Sports?

Can you update us on all the sports!

Thanks in advance!

Oh look, the glory hunter's back.

^ Yes and with the Ashes safely in tow.

Originally Posted by Loy Toy

^ Yes and with the Ashes safely in tow.

Yes LT, that's what glory hunter means you spud.

Interesting opening day, saw 3/12 when I walked past a cafe window with tv on the cricket.
that looked like the greenest pitch I have ever seen in OZ.
Saw the scores later with Head getting a ton, pity Green threw his wicket away.
Should get to 330 today,cannot wait to see how the Poms handle the pitch, prediction is all out for 96,onward and upward for the
champion OZ bowlers.

Originally Posted by reddog

prediction is all out for 96,onward and upward for the champion OZ bowlers.

Love confid....arrogance

FACT.

This Aussie side is not the best available line-up with a number of our best players unavailable due to injuries or overlooked to give veterans such as Warner their swansong.

Your lot needs to blood some new talent.