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    Quote Originally Posted by Loy Toy View Post
    Your lot needs to blood some new talent.
    FACT

    now Loy get on with that fooking Patio round the pool and make sure those edging slabs don't lift when you are climbing out

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    Pool edging finished and now working on the wife's Lady Cave.

    Today grouting her fish tank. I hate grouting and finishing off in general.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Loy Toy View Post
    Today grouting her fish tank.
    ^good man, the finishing bit is the best bit, unless you are an uncouth bogan or you didn't spend enough time on foreplay

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    Quote Originally Posted by malmomike77 View Post
    good man, the finishing bit is the best bit, unless you are an uncouth bogan or you didn't spend enough time on foreplay
    well , the aussie champions will be wiping their cocks on the curtains of the pommy twitchers - who said romance is dead

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    Quote Originally Posted by malmomike77 View Post
    Love confid....arrogance
    Like Ali use to say, it ain't bragging if you can back it up. And they've done a pretty good job of backing it up so far

    10:30 kick-off today Thai time for those who didn't know.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Headworx View Post

    10:30 kick-off today Thai time for those who didn't know.
    Slightly earlier to make up for the rain.

    Brilliant.

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    ^Can't wait to see how the Aussie's go with pink-ball in hand today (yes today Mendip ) but if the Poms got it to move around and make life hard for the batsmen, this could be a brief innings of sheer carnage. Fingers crossed..

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    The carnage starts... Burns run out for 1.

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    The comedy show's started boys!




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    Quote Originally Posted by DrWilly View Post
    Burns run out for 1.
    He took the whole joke a bit too far by putting sunscreen on his face

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    He’s off to the pub till tomorrow. Beer gardens have sun!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Headworx View Post
    The comedy show's started boys!





    #itscominghome

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    Quote Originally Posted by Headworx View Post
    He took the whole joke a bit too far by putting sunscreen on his face
    Ouch

    #it'scominghome

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    Quote Originally Posted by Headworx View Post
    The comedy show's started boys!
    The cricket rules clearly need amending, each team should start with 9 men when batting and get given a 20 run start.

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    Mmm, righto 119 needed

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    ^Is 119 some code-number for a cyclone to suddenly appear overhead?

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    Its was the easily achievable target to avoid the follow-on

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    I think Malmomike 77 has been drinking milky tea and stirring chicken guts with a stick to help the Poms.
    My 330 and the Poms out for 96 is a bit off, have to change it to 149.

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    Where's the tefler twins while all this is going on? They were all big bollocks before a ball was bowled in this series and haven't come back out from under the house since

    Bow to your Colonial superiors you fucking losers!

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    A lot of people have criticised the UK for deporting criminals to that penal colony but you have to admit its been the making of the country, an inspired stroke of colonial genius. Of course they continually display their roots by not being able to handle the the simplest of issues like the threat of a bloke with a tennis racket.

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    Anyway 69

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    I suppose a meltdown in cricket is preferable to a meltdown in political standing, but England’s got both going on right now.

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    Quote Originally Posted by malmomike77 View Post
    by not being able to handle the the simplest of issues like the threat of a bloke with a tennis racket.
    You mean a lying cvnt who's knowingly broken the laws of 3 countries getting to a tournament hundreds of other players and their teams/families had no trouble with, but there's already another thread on that.

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    Its not about Jerkovich, its about Aussies letting him through the slip cordon

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    feeble

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