Originally Posted by
Morden
Oh boy! I hope he's not religious too.
"Once there was a time when all people believed in god and the church ruled. This time is called the Dark Ages" Art Gecko
Any clod can have the facts; having beliefs is an art.~ Charles McCabe
"So far as I can remember, there is not one word in the Gospels in praise of intelligence." - Bertrand Russell.
"When I told the people of Northern Ireland that I was an atheist, a woman in the audience stood up and said, 'Yes, but is it the God of the Catholics or the God of the Protestants in whom you don't believe?" ~ Quentin Crisp
"If you talk to God, you are praying; if God talks to you, you have schizophrenia." - Thomas Szasy.
"I have encountered a few 'creationists' and because they were usually nice, intelligent people, I have been unable to decide whether they were really mad or only pretending to be mad. If I was a religious person, I would consider creationism nothing less than blasphemy. Do its adherents imagine that God is a cosmic hoaxer who has created the whole vast fossil record for the sole purpose of misleading humankind ?" - Arthur C. Clarke.
"I contend that we are both atheists. I just believe in one fewer god than you do. When you understand why you dismiss all the other possible gods, you will understand why I dismiss yours." - Stephen F Roberts.
God sat down for a moment when the dog was finished in order to watch it... and he knew that it was perfect, that nothing was lacking, that it could not have been made better.--Rainer Maria Rilke
If there are no dogs in Heaven, then when I die I want to go where they went.~ Will Rogers
Taoism: shit happens
Buddhism: if shit happens, it isn't really shit
Islam: if shit happens, it is the will of Allah
Catholicism: if shit happens, you deserve it
Judaism: why does this shit always happen to us?
Atheism: I don't believe this shit