Thread: Cricket scores around the world

^That'll stick . It's been a bad few days for the tumbling Toms with the Banglawash and France flogging them by a record margin at Twickenham in the Rugby. It's a good job England didn't invent Cricket and Rugby, can you imagine how embarrassing that would be 'aye wot? Thank Jaysus they've got the heroics and achievements of their Soccer team to fall back on who never fail to deliver, and are the true gauge of their sporting ability!

So on to the next Ashes series which takes place after Australia play India in the world Test cricket championship, I see the Poms have re-hired an Aussie named David Saker as their fast bowling coach so they're leaving no stone unturned in their hopes of turning the tide. Roll on July.

Hopefully that mauling by the frogs will keep all the English peanut hugging "fans" out of the pub now until next September.

One thing for sure is the cricket rivalry between the unwashed Poms and the Convicts is one of the best and the banter that goes with it is great.

Two things I hope is both sides get their best players on the field and both teams play to their best ability.

If that happens it will be a close exciting Ashes series and I think that is what both team supporter's want.

Originally Posted by Loy Toy

One thing for sure is the cricket rivalry between the unwashed Poms and the Convicts is one of the best and the banter that goes with it is great.

Two things I hope is both sides get their best players on the field and both teams play to their best ability.

If that happens it will be a close exciting Ashes series and I think that is what both team supporter's want.

Nah, everyone wants their team to thrash the other to within 2.54 cms of their lives. The difference is us Poms would shrug our shoulders, take it on the chin and move on.

Headcase would disappear from the forum for months while feasting on gallons of salty tears.

Originally Posted by harrybarracuda

The difference is us Poms would shrug our shoulders, take it on the chin and move on.

Well with the amount of practice you lot get by totally sucking at every major sport you invented, what else can you do?

Originally Posted by Headworx

Well with the amount of practice you lot get by totally sucking at every major sport you invented, what else can you do?

You're still upset because we won that T20 World Cup on your turf, aren't you.

did Aus get a bye into it as it was home turf?

Originally Posted by harrybarracuda

Nah, everyone wants their team to thrash the other to within 2.54 cms of their lives. The difference is us Poms would shrug our shoulders, take it on the chin and move on.

Headcase would disappear from the forum for months while feasting on gallons of salty tears.

The biggest Pommy dummy spit in history when the unwashed Cricketer's wife's burned the stumps and bails in disgust after losing to Australia.

You post mostly shit Harry but you have outdone your level of shittery here.

Originally Posted by harrybarracuda

You're still upset because we won that T20 World Cup on your turf, aren't you.

I was definitely upset that rain stopped any chance of the Poms v Oz match taking place at the business end of the qualifiers because that would have been the last game of the tournament for the Australian coached Banglawash brigade

^ if buts and maybes

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#dodgedabullet

Originally Posted by Headworx

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#dodgedabullet

You certainly did.

Ind v Aud first ODI in an hours, heave spin content in the Aus team

Australia TM Head, MR Marsh, SPD Smith*, M Labuschagne, JP Inglis†, C Green, GJ Maxwell, MP Stoinis, SA Abbott, MA Starc, A Zampa


India Ishan Kishan, Shubman Gill, V Kohli, SA Yadav, KL Rahul†, HH Pandya*, RA Jadeja, SN Thakur, Kuldeep Yadav, Mohammed Siraj, Mohammed Shami

cracking knock by Mitch so far

^ Ooops. I see the Test squad are throwing their wickets away

What a colapse

Aussies all out for 188 in the 36th over.

Originally Posted by harrybarracuda

Nah, everyone wants their team to thrash the other to within 2.54 cms of their lives. The difference is us Poms would shrug our shoulders, take it on the chin and move on.

That's bs. you guys get more sulky than possibly any other nation on earth.

8 wickets lost for 59 runs.

Dear oh dear.

Williamson yet another century. Nicholls has redeemed himself with 78 so far.

Wiiliamson 215

Nicholls 200

NZ 580/4D

Sri Lanka 20/2 after 14 overs.

Starc is one fine bowler in the ODI format, I have to admit.

On a hattrick.

ODI #1 of 3: India win by 5 wickets with 61 balls remaining.
ODI #2 of 3: Oz win by 10 wickets with 234 balls remaining.
ODI #3 of 3: To be played on Wednesday @ 15:00.

^ I think winning the toss is a key factor in these games.