Thread: Cricket scores around the world

150 for Jonny

jesus Overtons thrown his bat at one and got snaffled on 97, shame for the lad but a great knock and on debut.

Must be so fucking annoying. Great knock though.

Come on Shit Bloke a 50 will do nicely!

Originally Posted by harrybarracuda

Come on Shit Bloke a 50 will do nicely!

I imagine they'll cut loose again now.

He's Big, He's Bad, He's going to be a Dad! Stuart Broad Stuart Broad!"

^ And his Grandfather, Ken Broad, lived in my mum's village where I'll be staying in a couple of weeks! It's a small world.

I'm sitting here drinking a G&T while listening to England piling on the runs. This brings back some summer memories!

A very good knock.

Given the situation they were in, the Kiwis must be despondent. This is England's for the taking.

Originally Posted by harrybarracuda

This is England's for the taking.

Christ on a bike but you don't half talk some bollocks.

Monday forecast doesn't look good for any sort of run chase. England need to get wickets today and tomorrow morning and then try their luck again.

7 -2 for a draw atm, evens Eng win, 2-1 NZ

one more wicket for 550 for Broad

Is it too much to expect a score update on this thread sometimes?

You actually come here to find out the score?

Originally Posted by DrWilly

Is it too much to expect a score update on this thread sometimes?

Why are you not watching?

This has been brilliant cricket even for a neutral (although any Aussie is never neutral).

Originally Posted by cyrille

You actually come here to find out the score?

I know. More fool me.

Originally Posted by hallelujah

Why are you not watching?

This has been brilliant cricket even for a neutral (although any Aussie is never neutral).

Watching NZ decimate Tonga.

NZ look like a good chance to me.

Originally Posted by DrWilly

NZ look like a good chance to me.

England will bat them out of the park if they don't put at least 300 on the board.

(I'm sure England will finally be the England we all know and 'love' and make sure this comes back to haunt me)

Originally Posted by hallelujah

England will bat them out of the park if they don't put at least 300 on the board.

On day 4 or 5? England?

You is havin a naff.

Originally Posted by hallelujah

(I'm sure England will finally be the England we all know and 'love' and make sure this comes back to haunt me)

You know they will.

And you wont have long to wait. Two days actually.

Originally Posted by cyrille

Sometimes he just closes his eyes to reality and hopes Headworx will rescue him.

If it's early in the morning and the latest post on seven or eight threads is by him then you know that in five of them he'll have posted some bland, pointless nothingburger.

On the other two or three he'll make no sense whatsoever.

I enjoy my toing and froing with headworx- he can give it out. I'll be handing DD his arse soon again too, the massively insescure braggart.

Willy? Is it age or medication? The word discombobulated was made for him.

Whatever it is, he doesn't make much of a case for life in a Malaysian high rise.

Originally Posted by hallelujah

Ok willy.

Genuine question.

Do you take a lot of strong medication?

A quality game that surprised the cricketing world. But it’s not England, you know that even though you desperately want to believe otherwise.

Originally Posted by DrWilly

A quality game that surprised the cricketing world. But it’s not England, you know that even though you desperately want to believe otherwise.

You wot, willy? You didn't even know what the score was before and here you are commenting on the game!

I'm admittedly a little bit drunk at the moment as the time reaches 4.30am in the middle east.

But I'm not that drunk, surely?