Thread: Cricket scores around the world

Originally Posted by Headworx

Did the Poms invent tennis too? Would make sense having churned out champions like Timmah!

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Have got loads of English mates and colleagues, but none of them are Brittles. They know England and pretty much everything in it is a fucking basket case and more importantly, they admit it. Unlike a Brittle who also knows it's a basket case but in some act of madness, chooses to deny it and defend the joint at every turn, preferably from another country far far away with sunshine, good food, and a few less Brittles

Originally Posted by malmomike77

mmm a Texpatism

I was thinking that myself. If there were any doubts about his sanity before...

Anyway thanks for playing today you English poodles but the golf is on tv so there's better entertainment on offer now than winning another battle of wits against unarmed Brittles. Be sure to watch the cricket final on Sunday when 2 nations that have some bottle go at it, you's might learn something.

It's Head works alright

Originally Posted by Reg Dingle

It's Head works alright

I used that once and got called a Racist, FFS

New Zealand's Devon Conway has been ruled out of the men's T20 World Cup final against Australia after he broke his right hand by punching his bat during the Black Caps' win over England.

Originally Posted by David48atTD

New Zealand's Devon Conway has been ruled out of the men's T20 World Cup final against Australia after he broke his right hand by punching his bat during the Black Caps' win over England.

He'll probably break his leg kicking himself now.

^ well, he gets a medal if they win and can say it wasn't his fault if they lose - win win

Phaaark me, HW does win up the Brit crew. If I’d known they would get so worked up about not mentioning your nationality I’d a done it too

Originally Posted by hallelujah

think it will be obvious who is a bit mental in this little exchange.

Very, blindingly obvious!

Originally Posted by Saint Willy

Very, blindingly obvious!

Does it sometimes bother you that you can't write or speak English properly and you come across as an utter mong almost every time you touch the keyboard? It is most baffling that you have the temerity to criticise armstrong when you have the English levels of a Thai from Nong Khai; you should ask PH to check your posts before you submit, you utter fuckwit.

It's kind of reaffirming that you side with Headworx.

Originally Posted by malmomike77

Well not you obviously, but then again you won't ever represent your country, which ever one you think your are from

Well, I know which one I'm from . . . but you're spot on with my sporting talent not quite being of international level.

Originally Posted by Saint Willy

Phaaark me, HW does win up the Brit crew. If I’d known they would get so worked up about not mentioning your nationality I’d a done it too

It's funny and sad to see Hal go from a nice guy to a full tattooed thug with 'English cock, you're just jealous' etc . . . chico-isms . . . a meltdown of the highest order

Originally Posted by hallelujah

You really think it's the Brits getting wound up?

No, just the English, specifically you. Give it a rest and just look at the last page of yours - NPT is trying to keep it light and you're in full meltdown . . . chill out or is Cairo getting too much for you, ManU showing itself to be shit again?

Relax

Faaaaarrrrrkkkkkkk

There has always been some pretty strong banter between England and Australia when it comes to cricket with name calling an expected acceptable standard I.M.O.

The mere fact that when Australia and England are winning or at least are competitive cricket wins as well.

Originally Posted by Loy Toy

Faaaaarrrrrkkkkkkk

There has always been some pretty strong banter between England and Australia when it comes to cricket with name calling an expected acceptable standard I.M.O.

The mere fact that when Australia and England are winning or at least are competitive cricket wins as well.

True, but they are not competitive, they just thought they were: Ashes is gonna be a clean sweep, again: then watch the tears start. POMS love to dish it but can rarely take it. Brittle by name brittle by nature

Originally Posted by Saint Willy

Ashes is gonna be a clean sweep, again

#itscominghome

Settle down boys . . .


As a youff I always tried to catch at least one test as it falls on my birthday . . . as long as it didn't clash with the Sydeny-Hobart which sailed right past my parent's house. (Had to be a waiter for their functions every year )


It's going to be fun . . . but the heat has been taken out of the battle a bit since the late 70s and 80s with legends like Lillee, Thommo, Both etc... and big Merv later on.

Originally Posted by panama hat

Well, I know which one I'm from . . . but you're spot on with my sporting talent not quite being of international level.


It's funny and sad to see Hal go from a nice guy to a full tattooed thug with 'English cock, you're just jealous' etc . . . chico-isms . . . a meltdown of the highest order


No, just the English, specifically you. Give it a rest and just look at the last page of yours - NPT is trying to keep it light and you're in full meltdown . . . chill out or is Cairo getting too much for you, ManU showing itself to be shit again?

Relax

Give it a rest says the man so obsessed with England he can barely go a day without mentioning the country.


There's a definite lack of self awareness going on here.

"Give it a rest" says the pettiest, most argumentative man on the forum!

How many times have you been banned for your shit?

"Give it a rest."

Originally Posted by cyrille

So desperate for material you have to go to other sports - says it all.

Well it was one of you weapons that had to bring the Olympics into this as some fucking idiotic form of justification wasn't it

It's GB (England and neighbours) in that and I'd bet you wish the same rules could be applied when it comes to WC soccer but you're on your own in that, as are your neighbours, as it should be. Which is why you're shit at soccer too and bottle it as soon as the opposition are a team of professional players instead of forklift drivers on a weekend junket but I see the #itscominghome punch-line is already being bantered about in another thread after beating noted home to skilled forklift drivers Albania last night

Originally Posted by Saint Willy

POMS love to dish it but can rarely take it. Brittle by name brittle by nature

Nailed it.

Originally Posted by cyrille

Right, so the posts of a drunk, with a brain the size of a raisin, about football are relevant then.

That's what I think too when any Brittle posts about soccer. And it's not just soccer.