Thread: Cricket scores around the world

Originally Posted by harrybarracuda

Ah Loy Toy the glory hunter, you hardly ever hear from him unless his side is winning.

Not true Harry!

I have over 200 more posts then you on this fred and always turn up regardless of results.

I have clean bowled you once again middle stump.

Sorry glory hunter, Cricket isn't my sport so that measure is irrelevant and doesn't show your absence when your team are getting your arses kicked, something that brings me in like a bee to honey.

Pak making a fist of it after being 69 for 4 are 280 for 8 with old boy Shah scoring a century - didn't see that coming yesterday.

Well one down already...we'll see if they can at least make the Oz bat again.

looks like rinse and repeat 20 for 3 ...

Originally Posted by harrybarracuda

Cricket isn't my sport

Well fook off to hokey or whatever else is your sport.

Almost a 1,000 posts on a sport he is not interested in yet Harry is always around with his big mouth and not much more.

Crack on Harry you foking long term supporter of the dregs of Britain!

Originally Posted by Loy Toy

Well fook off to hokey or whatever else is your sport.

Almost a 1,000 posts on a sport he is not interested in yet Harry is always around with his big mouth and not much more.

Crack on Harry you foking long term supporter of the dregs of Britain!

Don't be silly, as an Englishman I am obliged to

- Mock the the misfortune of the convicts at any opportunity
- Praise England for winning trophies
- Bemoan the England team's bad luck against obviously inferior opposition

It's in our social contract don't you know.

Originally Posted by harrybarracuda

It's in our social contract don't you know.

Luckily you have lots of practice to follow the contract

I only go to know and started playing cricket at school as a teen and got hooked the first time I went to the SCG for an Ashes test . . . beats baseball hands-down

Originally Posted by panama hat

Luckily you have lots of practice to follow the contract

I only go to know and started playing cricket at school as a teen and got hooked the first time I went to the SCG for an Ashes test . . . beats baseball hands-down

Oh that rounders stuff is for schoolkids, no-one takes it seriously except the seppos and a couple of other countries who are also shit at proper sports.

Kiwis just won the 2 test series against the Poms.

Fuck me, how did that happen.There is only about 53 blokes that play cricket in NZ...

Originally Posted by Little Chuchok

Kiwis just won the 2 test series against the Poms.

Fuck me, how did that happen.There is only about 53 blokes that play cricket in NZ...

Yeah but they've literally got fuck all to do each summer apart from shagging the odd sheep.

Originally Posted by Little Chuchok

There is only about 53 blokes that play cricket in NZ...

52... Stokes left to play for the Poms.

The Land of the Long White Cloud next swim across the ditch and take on the men from the Wide Brown Land in a 3 test series.

From memory, one Test in Perth, the obligatory MCG Boxing Day Test and a New Years Test in Sydney.

No Gabbatoir? not really an Oz Test Series, they are going easy on them.

Originally Posted by harrybarracuda

Yeah but they've literally got fuck all to do each summer apart from shagging the odd sheep.

That is only the Cantabrians in the side...and it's normal sheep they shag.

Bob Willis has died aged 70. Apparently, he died after a "short illness."

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A clever bowling change from Kiwi captain Kane Williamson has brought about the first wicket of the series.
Joe Burns was dismissed for nine in Colin de Grandhomme's first over, when the tall quick got the Kookaburra to straighten and crash into Burns' front pad.
Burns lost his balance and stumbled forward after being struck in front well below the knee roll.

The review wasn't used by Australia, and…#AUSvNZ pic.twitter.com/hJbCHmWr6z
— #7Cricket (@7Cricket) December 12, 2019

After a discussion with David Warner, Burns walked without reviewing the decision, however, replays showed the ball would have drifted down leg side and was going on to miss the stumps completely.
Burns fell for nine, to leave Australia 1/40

Warner and Southee exchanged heated words after Southee threw the ball and hit Burns.

Smith has hinted that he wants the captaincy back once the ban on leadership roles is over in a few months. Personally, I dont think he was a very good captain when he was in the role. His tactical nous was average at best, and he had a habit of letting his emotions get the better of him as he spat his dummie out.

Vaughan recently suggested that Labuschagne would be a good canditate for the job. He was a brilliant find for Australia during the ashes when he became the first substitute batsman in test cricket after Smith retired hurt. He has quickly become one of our best batsman and has shown a good maturity for a 25 year old, as well as having a good fighting spirit. I remember he was also hit by a bouncer from Archer in his first innings for Australia, and he shook it off and made nothing of it.

Let Smith concentrate on making runs, and groom one of our younger players. There has been talk of Cummins being captain, but I just dont see how a fast bowler could take on the job, given the fact that pace bowlers are so injury prone or easily worn out. Paine is 35 and his career is on the downward turn - I think Vaughan was talking a lot of sense in suggesting Labuschagne is the man for the job..

Warner out for 43 caught and bowled Wagner.

Smith and Labuschagne now at the crease - Australia could be in trouble if one of these guys gets out soon.

2/76

Players have left the ground for the tea break. Scorching hot weather will have made them thirsty.

Good session of cricket - NZ will be sniffing for another wicket after the break.

Australia will be able to handle the hot weather much better than the kiwis - could be a deciding factor this series ..

Originally Posted by Wally Dorian Raffles

Smith has hinted that he wants the captaincy back once the ban on leadership roles is over in a few months. Personally, I dont think he was a very good captain when he was in the role. His tactical nous was average at best, and he had a habit of letting his emotions get the better of him as he spat his dummie out.

Vaughan recently suggested that Labuschagne would be a good canditate for the job. He was a brilliant find for Australia during the ashes when he became the first substitute batsman in test cricket after Smith retired hurt. He has quickly become one of our best batsman and has shown a good maturity for a 25 year old, as well as having a good fighting spirit. I remember he was also hit by a bouncer from Archer in his first innings for Australia, and he shook it off and made nothing of it.

Let Smith concentrate on making runs, and groom one of our younger players. There has been talk of Cummins being captain, but I just dont see how a fast bowler could take on the job, given the fact that pace bowlers are so injury prone or easily worn out. Paine is 35 and his career is on the downward turn - I think Vaughan was talking a lot of sense in suggesting Labuschagne is the man for the job..

+ 100% ... Let Smith concentrate on making runs

Labuschagne gets another 50. In his last 10 innings he averages 83 and has the best test average in the world.