Thread: Cricket scores around the world

^ we are fuk'd 'Arry...

Originally Posted by harrybarracuda

So England need 245 to win with all wickets standing.

Good to see the Kiwis going for the win.

Arry you do crack me up, cheered up the steel grey Sunday a little

So that's why he posts the score every day.

If he doesn't he'll forget.

Originally Posted by cyrille

So that's why he posts the score every day.

If he doesn't he'll forget.

Forget what?


Seriously, it's the first three things that go with us boomers:

1. Your memory
2. Your looks
3. Your memory

Originally Posted by harrybarracuda

Time for some of that Backs to the Wall British Bulldog Fighting Spirit.

England hanging on by their short and curly's Harry.

Still over 100 behind to make NZ bat again and 2 wickets left.

Butler 18 balls and out for a duck and the rest were not much better.

Lack of options probably the only thing that makes Root captain.

England have looked in need of a shake up in this match.

Considering they have a new coach they look very stale.

So not only do I have the depressing feeling that today is Tuesday when it's only Monday, but we got walloped.

Lack of options probably the only thing that makes Root captain.

So is that a reason to leave him there when he looks like a scared rabbit in headlights?

Lack of options?

Well obviously yes.

Maybe it's time to give Stokes a crack at it.

Needs someone with balls (figuratively speaking).

Originally Posted by harrybarracuda

Needs someone with balls (figuratively speaking).

Or a N.Z Southern Hemisphere Pommy ring in should fit the bill as he has a criminal record.

I hear Prince Andrew is good at bowling wrong-uns these days. Bowl an underage maiden over in a single over !

Just some suggestions as your side are shite at the moment!

Originally Posted by Loy Toy

Or a N.Z Southern Hemisphere Pommy ring in should fit the bill as he has a criminal record.

I hear Prince Andrew is good at bowling wrong-uns these days. Bowl an underage maiden over in a single over !

Just some suggestions as your side are shite at the moment!

Ah Loy Toy the glory hunter, you hardly ever hear from him unless his side is winning.

I see England are having trouble bowling again.

Cricket is such a stupid game... Where's the baseball thread?

Is that in response to England's terrific start with the bat? You want a thread on Rounders?

^ baseball is a good game, 'Arry. Geet yeeself to a game or two, sit down with a hotdog, watch the dancing girls and enjoy!

Aus v Pak, two reviews in the first two overs and Pak will be lucky not to be one wicket or more down before the close.

Originally Posted by NamPikToot

Aus v Pak, two reviews in the first two overs and Pak will be lucky not to be one wicket or more down before the close.

Pak are 2/22 after 12 overs

Originally Posted by David48atTD

Pak are 2/22 after 12 overs

David i've been watching it, could get ugly for Pak....again.

Away teams have had a torrid time of late; Bang in Ind, Eng in NZ and Pak in Oz. I don't know if its lack of prep or just poor performances but the away bowling has been toothless and the home batting ruthless.

EDIT

and no nightwatchman for Pak...

4 down for 69, on any other occasion that would be nice.

^ I'm happy with 2-4-69 (tried that elsewhere here but no-one got it)

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Pak 4/69 ... trail Aus by 520

Originally Posted by Bettyboo

^ baseball is a good game, 'Arry. Geet yeeself to a game or two, sit down with a hotdog, watch the dancing girls and enjoy!

I once had the "pleasure" of a fully catered VIP box at both the Cleveland Indians and Cleveland Cavaliers as a guest of BP America.

The nosh was OK, the beer was utter piss and the sport is fucking shit. Rounders and Netball innit.

England spinner Jack Leach was admitted to hospital with gastroenteritis during the second Test against New Zealand in Hamilton.

The 28-year-old, who was dropped for the final match of the series, began feeling unwell after the morning session on day two. England say he is likely to stay in hospital overnight.


"It's quite worrying news but we've got great medical staff to look after him," said England bowler Stuart Broad.

England reached 39-2 in reply to New Zealand's 375 after two days at the Bay Oval.

https://www.bbc.com/sport/cricket/50612581