Cricket scores around the world

**cyrille** · 21-06-2017, 05:41 PM

Yet more signs of how important education is.

Take Brisbane, for example.

**Mickmac** · 21-06-2017, 07:38 PM

Originally Posted by cyrille

Originally Posted by Wally Dorian Raffles

Originally Posted by cyrille

hazlewood getting carted around the ground quite nicely.

Still have a boner for hazelwood I see Cyrille

I even know his name.

Helps if you can still focus after lunch.

Your boys must be fucking glad the next ashes bash is at your place so you're in with a chance.

If you had half a brain, and I doubt very much that you have, you would find something more worthwhile to do with what limited time you have left on this planet, than to be trolling internet forums like a pimply faced sixteen year old schoolboy.
Grow up and get a life you demented old nutcase. FFS !

**cyrille** · 21-06-2017, 07:41 PM

Well, I seem to tempt you out for about two-thirds of your posts, oddball.

Yet you never actually address my comment.

Nor post anything with even a scintilla of wit or perceptiveness.

Oh well...an aussie in isaan who's as thick as a fucking brick. Not exactly a statistical outlier.

**Mickmac** · 21-06-2017, 07:56 PM

Don't worry, I am only one of many who regard you as the dirtiest skidmark ever found on a Pattaya toilet bowl. Your reputation as a demented brain dead pathetic troll is well known around Thailand, you simple old moron !

**cyrille** · 21-06-2017, 08:12 PM

Originally Posted by Mickmac

Don't worry, I am only one of many who regard you as the dirtiest skidmark ever found on a Pattaya toilet bowl. Your reputation as a demented brain dead pathetic troll is well known around Thailand, you simple old moron !

Completely unfounded 'stream of semi-consciousness' there.

Do carry on.

Feel free to post something related to cricket too, btw.

**Loy Toy** · 21-06-2017, 08:16 PM

Originally Posted by Mickmac

Don't worry, I am only one of many who regard you as the dirtiest skidmark ever found on a Pattaya toilet bowl.

He has worse terms slanted him!

Thick as fuck and just a cock is what I have read.

The slimey cvnt stills comes back so I will add brain dead.

**cyrille** · 21-06-2017, 08:22 PM

Originally Posted by Loy Toy

He has worse terms slanted him!

Oh boy...time to make sure the crayons are all accounted for.

**Loy Toy** · 21-06-2017, 08:26 PM

Originally Posted by cyrille

Oh boy...time to make sure the crayons are all accounted for.

Well get the box out Simple and make sure there are no sharp objects in the room!

**cyrille** · 21-06-2017, 08:28 PM

No likelihood of sharpness whenever you're around.

**Loy Toy** · 21-06-2017, 08:31 PM

^

I bet you are the same in real life as you are here Simple.

You booked a lift back to Blighty yet or are you still waiting for donations?

Fucking loser!

**cyrille** · 21-06-2017, 08:32 PM

Fuck off the cricket thread with this shit, dickwad.

After all, you're looking so good everywhere else.

**Loy Toy** · 21-06-2017, 08:36 PM

Originally Posted by cyrille

Well, I seem to tempt you out for about two-thirds of your posts, oddball.

So your a hypocrite as well hey Simple?

Fucking hilarious!

**David48atTD** · 22-06-2017, 03:53 AM

You guys should play Cricket together ... the sledging would be great!

Players involved: Ian Botham and Rod Marsh

Series: 1982-83 vs England in Australia

What happened: England's heroic allrounder strolled to the crease and was asked by Australian wicket-keeper Rod Marsh,
"How's your wife and my two kids?"

The unwritten code in the inner cricket sanctum is that sledging does not get personal, but when it does, the victim has every right to retort.

And in this instance, Botham remained unperturbed replying:
“The wife's fine, the kids are retarded though," Botham said.
.

**Mike Watson** · 22-06-2017, 09:32 AM

Jonny Bairstow still looking in good nick.

**cyrille** · 22-06-2017, 12:30 PM

Good to see Mark Wood bowling so well too. We really need him to stay fit.

**Mike Watson** · 22-06-2017, 01:00 PM

He gives that front arch some going over.

Can also bat.

**cyrille** · 22-06-2017, 04:08 PM

...and if we front up at the gabba without him i fear what the likes of warner and smith will do to our attack.

**Mike Watson** · 23-06-2017, 09:40 AM

Good batting tracks @ The Gabba.

**David48atTD** · 23-06-2017, 02:01 PM

The Gabba, WACA and MCG wickets have been neutered this past decade.

All are 'drop-in's now as AFL is played on the 3 grounds.

SCG remains (thankfully) old school though.
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**Mike Watson** · 29-06-2017, 12:07 PM

200 top Aus cricketers could be jobless tomorrow.

**cyrille** · 29-06-2017, 12:08 PM

Crazy, isn't it.

**Mike Watson** · 29-06-2017, 01:23 PM

All that talent and potless.

**cyrille** · 29-06-2017, 01:34 PM

I have a genuine plaster of paris replica of warner's 'baggy green' on order from cricket australia, too.

**Mike Watson** · 29-06-2017, 01:52 PM

Warner was/is/maybe still on a retainer from a media mogul.

**cyrille** · 07-07-2017, 07:30 PM

Tail wagging nicely for England.

A half century from Stuart Broad...and a six from Jimmy.

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