You explain it to LT then.
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Australia has been stripped of the 2024 ODI World Cup after a countback of moral victories determined that England were the real winners.
“Despite only winning three games and finishing below Afghanistan, clearly England were the best team in the comp. In every game, no matter what position they found themselves in, they managed to find a way to claim a moral victory, which is incredibly impressive” an ICC official said.
The ICC defended the system, saying it was the correct way to assess the winner. “It’s easy to get caught up in technicalities, like which team has scored the most runs. But what’s most important is shouting ‘spirit of the game’ and claiming that you’ve won, even when you’ve lost”.
Under the countback rule, the ICC tallied the number of times each team had claimed a moral victory and concluded that England was undefeated. “They’re an incredible team. They can lose by 229 runs on the scoreboard, but still manage to claim the moral victory. They’re invincible really”.
England player Ben Stokes said he was delighted to win another trophy, after beating Australia 5-0 in the recent Ashes series.
Hmm...not a country really renowned for satire, is it.
Too soon? Too close to the bone?
Congrats to the convicts who proved you can have yer kek and beat it.
I wish I was at Loytoy's Beer O'Clock pie and pint piss up, but I am barred from pleasures of Pattaya. my accountant fears I may splurge on an upgrade , but I will raise a snail and ale from the jungle
Onya okkers
The hosts weren't apache on the Ausssies
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India look like they're going to cruise in the second T20 after their big wobble in the first.
England won the first ODI in the West Indies last night.
Decent highlights video:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qailiooSHU8
^ The second. They lost the first in an excellent nailbiter.
We don't count the losses, Troy...
The last Ashes series was excellent although a shame that it was only a two game series. &, England did great in the short competition world cup format with three terrific wins out of three games.
Are you sure it's ODIs?
I mean are you really sure this is an ODI?
Well, it's going to be a quick game, England are 49-5 in the 10th over.
Fucking hell I can't believe we're still in this.
Having got into a good position, England are now letting this dribble away.
Well not dribble, gush.
WI win the series 2-1.
T20 on Wednesday.
Your posts are dribble
Is the Kiwi the manager of the Pom 50 over and T/20 teams?