Thread: Cricket scores around the world

Jeeezus.



whining poms.

just enjoy the win.

:woosh:

Oh I got it. Enjoying the solid win for a change:

you might even be up for a 5 0’clean sweep of the next Ashes by this stage.

^ #hawaiifive-0
#itscominghome

Got to say, the ablution dodgers are looking ok now they've finally faced up to the simple fact that they need foreign Captains/Coaches born with some bottle to lead them

Originally Posted by DrWilly

you might even be up for a 5 0’clean sweep of the next Ashes by this stage.

With the vagaries of the English summer weather it’s unlikely, but well done to both of you for recognising the brilliance of these victories against the world’s two best test teams.

^So, no recognition from any of you about the Kiwi influence. The tumbling Toms win 1 game (one) from their last 17 or so Tests then swallow their fake pride and put in a leadership duo from a country on the other side of the world with a population of 73 and things suddenly look good, very good in fact.

But yeah, we'll just put that down to coincidence

Originally Posted by Headworx

things suddenly look good, very good in fact.

Yeah, Cheers!


It's a shame we can't get ripped into SA on Thursday.

I may be wrong but McCullum isn't out there batting and Stokes didn't really contribute much with the bat so the basics of the English team were already there. Still if it gives HW a little lift and spices up his English Brekkie i'm all for a bit banter. Oh and lets also not forget where the Kiwi's came from in the first place much like all the Aussies.

Originally Posted by malmomike77

so the basics of the English team were already there....

And getting unmercifully flogged pretty much every time they masqueraded as a Test team for the last few years, 1 from 17 rings a bell

Now what happened that suddenly turned their attitudes and fortunes around almost overnight and instilled the urge to fight I wonder...

^ Brits, that's who.

Originally Posted by Headworx

Now what happened that suddenly turned their attitudes and fortunes around almost overnight and instilled the urge to fight I wonder...

They found some sand paper?

Ahh, so that's what the Aussies meant by true grit.

I don't think sand paper helps with the bat, nor does Linseed oil these days. But that's where they've improved by about 900% since Kiwi mercenaries with some bottle in them took over and "let's keep a stiff upper lip lads" got replaced by a "get out there and score some fucking runs" attitude.

Originally Posted by harrybarracuda

Looks like the wobblies have all gone home, the miserable bastards.

On the way back from celebrating a great win in the RUGBY over you english patsis!

Anyway nice to see the unwashed try to imptove their standards .Good win!

^Next thing we know they'll rope a foreign Rugby Union coach in to teach them how to play another sport they invented..

Originally Posted by Headworx

another sport they invented..

and are able to follow the rules, unlike the Aussies who make their own up and then claim its a new sport or just cheat

^

^ That's the wrong team for me mate, we had a kiwi

Redded.

Originally Posted by Mendip

They found some sand paper?

Originally Posted by Headworx

#itscominghome

you know, I was thinking of that hashtag. But then I thought, it’s the wrong sport and surely, surely, the Brits ain’t that shallow, naive, and stupid….


















A man always admits when he is wrong.

Originally Posted by DrWilly

But then I thought, it’s the wrong sport and surely, surely, the Brits ain’t that shallow, naive, and stupid….

Yeah you're probably right..

^ That's really nasty.

You'll be posting loads of pictures of him crying like a girl on TV interviews next...

^Let's wait till England get unceremonious dumped out of the WC and he's giving his final interview before common sense kicks in and a foreigner takes over shall we?

Originally Posted by Headworx

^Let's wait till England get unceremonious dumped out of the WC and he's giving his final interview before common sense kicks in and a foreigner takes over shall we?

it might come home should they find a foreigner early enough

McStokes hasn't hit the T20 side yet....