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All over the flog and giggle game.

He clearly feels he needs to grasp every opportunity.

Maybe the people back home will eventually forget he’s English if he keeps trying this hard.

Originally Posted by cyrille

All over the flog and giggle game.

Was a lot more than that to you useless fucks before predictably showing no bottle and being sent packing though

#itscominghome isn't a tag when you lot use it, it's a punchline

Originally Posted by Headworx

Was a lot more than that to you useless fucks before predictably showing no bottle

So you keep saying.

Without a single person having demonstrated much interest. Well, apart frm harry, who could get worked up about synchronised ludo.

And you reckon England are ‘shit’ at limited overs cricket?

You’re a Brit obsessed with demonstrating your new ‘nationality’ at every opportunity-like a converted muslim fundamentalist who used to be an alcoholic.

It’s a truly pathetic sight.

Originally Posted by cyrille

And you reckon England are ‘shit’ at limited overs cricket?

To be fair, it's not just limited over cricket you're 'shit' at if that helps you feel better about being a typical Brittle and part of the worldwide joke known as #itscominghome every time an international sporting event takes place. Nothing wrong with being confident going into these things of course, but why kid yourselves when you're so totally shit at everything is my point..

But I do like the way you guys keep your chin up under all circumstances and can do things like break into Swing Low while down by 48 with 3 minutes left on the clock, or have an army of snaggle-toofed retards singing sharply witted songs to an opposing cricket team that are about to flog you by an innings and 185 runs on day 3 of a Test. You go girls

Its all good with me, Oz win the Brits win, Eng win the Brits win, Kiwis win the Brits win - doesn't matter how you spin it, you're basically Brits living in a different country...girls

Originally Posted by malmomike77

you're basically Brits living in a different country

Nope . . .

Well not you obviously, but then again you won't ever represent your country, which ever one you think your are from

Originally Posted by panama hat

HW is on a roll

He's almost as green with envy as you are.

Almost.

Originally Posted by cyrille

So you keep saying.

Without a single person having demonstrated much interest. Well, apart frm harry, who could get worked up about synchronised ludo.

And you reckon England are ‘shit’ at limited overs cricket?

You’re a Brit obsessed with demonstrating your new ‘nationality’ at every opportunity-like a converted muslim fundamentalist who used to be an alcoholic.

It’s a truly pathetic sight.

i think he might be mentally ill.

Originally Posted by Headworx

To be fair, it's not just limited over cricket you're 'shit' at if that helps you feel better about being a typical Brittle and part of the worldwide joke known as #itscominghome every time an international sporting event takes place. Nothing wrong with being confident going into these things of course, but why kid yourselves when you're so totally shit at everything is my point..

But I do like the way you guys keep your chin up under all circumstances and can do things like break into Swing Low while down by 48 with 3 minutes left on the clock, or have an army of snaggle-toofed retards singing sharply witted songs to an opposing cricket team that are about to flog you by an innings and 185 runs on day 3 of a Test. You go girls

Disturbed.

Originally Posted by harrybarracuda

But when you're short of time, sometimes a Maccy D does the job.

Yeah, I've enjoyed the odd game.

Originally Posted by panama hat

Luckily you didn't have to this time. (Wait for the next Wallabies match against someone like Malta and have reason to rejoice)

What the fuck is this? I understood the last 2 words.

Anyways, with you serial losers unceremoniously dumped out of another event you thought was in the bag () why not just fuck off and do whatever it is you's do to console yourselves between capitulations, God knows you've had enough practice at it. An Ashes series starts soon, set your sights on how well you expect to go in that instead.

Originally Posted by hallelujah

What the fuck is this?

Looks like what happens before NZ thrash the fuck out of you's, could be wrong though..

Originally Posted by Headworx

An Ashes series starts soon, set your sights on how well you expect to go in that instead.

well we may stand a chance, Michael Vaughn isn't commentating on TMS

Did you find the Olympics difficult to watch this year, as GB were bringing the bacon home every day, you raging nutcase?

Apart from hatty, I don't think I've seen someone with so much bitterness towards our great nation. It's fucking hilarious though, I'll give you that.

Originally Posted by Headworx

fuck out of you's,

Ah a Jock wannabe Aussie

Originally Posted by malmomike77

Ah a Jock wannabe Aussie

Oh no, he's too much of a shithouse to nail his actual colours to the mast.

He really is a pathetic figure.

Obsessed by a nationality, but hasn’t got the backbone to reveal his own.

Hates English food, but probably demolished a Full English Breakfast this morning,

What a nutter.

Originally Posted by cyrille

He really is a pathetic figure.

Obsessed by a nationality, but hasn’t got the backbone to reveal his own.

Hates English food, but probably demolished a Full English Breakfast this morning,

What a nutter.

Out with his English mates every night in Pattaya, outwardly friendly but quietly consumed by bitterness and jealousy, and only ever truly happy when he's tucking into his fish and chips/full English/cottage pie (with HP, of course) down the Robin Hood.

A total madman.

Originally Posted by hallelujah

as GB were bringing the bacon..

Yeah it couldn't have just been England, would like to have seen the breakdown of medals without the neighbours being saddled up with making you lot look less pathetic I feel sorry for guys like Andy Murray, when he'd win you soap-dodgers would dive onto the bandwagon calling him a great British champion but when he'd lose he was a useless Scottish cvnt. Fucking shameless..

Originally Posted by Headworx

Yeah it couldn't have just been England, would like to have seen the breakdown of medals without the neighbours being saddled up with making you lot look less pathetic I feel sorry for guys like Andy Murray, when he'd win you soap-dodgers would dive onto the bandwagon calling him a great British champion but when he'd lose he was a useless Scottish cvnt. Fucking shameless..

Originally Posted by hallelujah

he's too much of a shithouse to nail his actual colours to the mast.

When it comes to heritage, HW is more sensitive than Azeem Rafiq.

Originally Posted by Reg Dingle

When it comes to heritage, HW is more sensitive than Azeem Rafiq.

Is that a clue, dil?

A clue written in big neon letters.

Did the Poms invent tennis too? Would make sense having churned out champions like Timmah!

Originally Posted by hallelujah

Out with his English mates every night in Pattaya, outwardly friendly but quietly consumed by bitterness and jealousy..

Have got loads of English mates and colleagues, but none of them are Brittles. They know England and pretty much everything in it is a fucking basket case and more importantly, they admit it. Unlike a Brittle who also knows it's a basket case but in some act of madness, chooses to deny it and defend the joint at every turn, preferably from another country far far away with sunshine, good food, and a few less Brittles

Originally Posted by Headworx

Brittles

mmm a Texpatism