Thread: Cricket scores around the world

Apparently McCullum, Latham, Guptill and Taylor were bowling.

A better start for England in the UAE: they have the bacon sarnies at 112/4.

46 consecutive dot balls from Broad.

Gripping stuff.

Kinda

He gave up a single, bastard...

Well the seamers have done well.

The spinners have been pizz poor

That's because our spinners are piss poor...

Tbh England have a chance to win this if they apply themselves properly.

As long as Jimmy stops trying to beat up the bowlers.

Gabba Test

TEST SQUAD
S Smith
D Warner
J Burns
J Hazlewood
U Khawaja
M Johnson
N Lyon
M Marsh
P Nevill
M Starc
P Siddle
A Voges

A fascinatingly poised match right now...

Bell is a cnut, again...

We will obviously lose this one, and the game was in our hands yesterday afternoon, but needed another 30-50 runs.

Christ but that was lazy from bell

He needs to be dropped and made to work hard at country level for a fair while before being allowed back. He has turned to shite...

(& that bloody Saffa commentator is doing me tits in...)

And Josh Hazlewood is apparently still getting paid to play cricket.

Yes, that safffer's accent is like fingernails being dragged down a blackboard.

Imagine batting alongside him wearing an England shirt...

Originally Posted by Bettyboo

He needs to be dropped and made to work hard at country level for a fair while before being allowed back. He has turned to shite...

(& that bloody Saffa commentator is doing me tits in...)

He needs to be dropped and told his test career is over. End of.

Australia 100-0 going along nicely at lunch against the Kiwis.

Australia 381 for 2 and England are shit again.

Shit... in charge of the Ashes.... Must hurt to have lost 5 of your last 7 series against such rubbish....

I thought England had thrown it away yesterday, but they are doing a pretty good job of jumping right after it today.

^^ I would be more upset if the Aussies didn't show improvement after the debacle against such a shit side.

England business as usual v Australia looking forward to another 5 nil white wash for the Poms down under.

Lets hope so... 3 out of 8 sounds a bit more respectable for those with such fragile egos.....

Originally Posted by cyrille

And Josh Hazlewood is apparently still getting paid to play cricket.

Why wouldn't he?

You do know he only emerged on the scene a short time before the ashes and was only ever supposed to be a back up bowler don't you??

I quite like the new look Aussie team under Smith. Come next ashes you guys will be the dads army ...

Retirement from cricket posting going well Wally?

^ retired? Me?? Don't believe everything you read in the media Bob