Thread: Cricket scores around the world

Originally Posted by Bobcock

but you know what i mean

Originally Posted by Bobcock

Gay bath house

I actually don't Bob. It must be a Welsh thing...............

And your right for once.

The Australian side should have insisted on the 3 test series and not listened to their gutless administrators.

Although I do like One Dayers these games are nowhere near as enjoyable when compared to 5 day test matches.

Originally Posted by Wally Dorian Raffles

NZ fans don't really fancy test cricket as Bruce says

Not exactly true...the evidence is that Kiwis are very interested in test cricket...but being a hard working lot cannot afford the time to go to a five day test...so they listen on the radio or cricinfo. It has been a few decades since I could take a week off work to watch a five day test...just heaven

Wow....so now Bruce says that Kiwis have a greater work ethic than everyone else......

How do you get these 3 games into a single weekend to make sure that these hard working folks don't take time off work?

Originally Posted by Bobcock

How do you get these 3 games into a single weekend to make sure that these hard working folks don't take time off work?

Test fans are often different people to those who follow limited overs. I have trouble getting bothered by limited overs, it isn't really cricket.

There might be a few kiwis losing interest in limited overs stuff if NZ keep getting flogged as they were yesterday.

What a turnaround from England!


Great crowd too - perhaps people have been working harder recently.

Seriously...England played New Zealand in a game of Quik Kricket yesterday.... who'd have known or cared.....

You can see why Bruce no longer cares, he seemed to care during the World Cup nonsense that went on a few months ago.....

Let me guess Bruce, they are all out of whack after all the Test cricket they have been playing....5555

Not too gripped by ODI cricket myself, and would gladly accept any deal that involved winning back the ashes and getting thrashed in odis for the next two years.

Still, a crushing England win still pleases me more than a thrashing...

And by Christ that pic wally put up is gay.

Originally Posted by Loy Toy

I actually don't Bob.

You don't know where you are from in relation to Sydney / Boganville.....?

Doesn't surprise me....

Originally Posted by Bobcock

You don't know where you are from in relation to Sydney / Boganville.....?

Of course I do Bob and don't be silly.

Your reference to Gay Bath Houses confused me as I know nil about them.

You obviously do!

and you get that from a picture of what?.... three australian cricketers cuddling up with a jungle stream....

mY...what a vivid imagination you have....stop reflecting onto me.... it's sad...... truly sad

Originally Posted by Bobcock

three australian cricketers cuddling up with a jungle stream

Only a Taff could come up with such a term.

Now enough of your obvious gayness and get back to the cricket Bob.

Originally Posted by Bobcock

so now Bruce says that Kiwis have a greater work ethic than everyone else......

It is generally believed they have a better worjk ethic than Australiansand a higher IQ...incoming

Originally Posted by cyrille

Not too gripped by ODI cricket myself

We agree on something Cy...chalk that up

Originally Posted by Bobcock

Seriously...England played New Zealand in a game of Quik Kricket yesterday.... who'd have known or cared.....

Much criticism of McCullum down here...as usual when he gambles and loses...personally I,...and most true fans couldn't give a shit...if English cricket fans think they have turned the corner...sorry...that is really drawing a long bow

^ yes, you guys thrashed them in real cricket recently but they seem to have forgotten that. All good though, it makes them even funnier when they are cocky before we humiliate them - Did you know Alastair Cook is afraid of snakes and Ryan Harris and has reccuring nightmares about getting his castle smashed and eaten by them?? True story Bruce

Meanwhile in the West Indies Smith's purple patch continues with an unbeaten century . Davey boy went cheaply - as he usually does on decks where the ball moves around - as it does in England - bit of a worry actually ...

England wicketkeeper Prior retires - BBC Sport

So who will go next? How many more poms will 'retire' before or during the next ashes ??

hahahaha... aguy retires because of age and injury, a guy not in the current England team and not likely to be ever again, a guy that hasn't played since July 2014 with his injuries and Wally [sic] tries to spin it as Ashes fear....hahahahaha.....

Ballance is certainly thinking about it, Anderson and Broad are in counselling and Stokes wets the bed..... they've all been Mitch'd eh Wally....

^ you forgot about Alastair's recurring nightmares of Ryan Harris and snakes eating him

Sorry to see Prior retire - a gutsy player who never gave up. Involved in some truly memorable moments in English cricket history.

Never likely to be involved in a gay bath scene with a Freddie Mercury 'tache.

No, more of a man's man unlike Metrosexual Mitch and his Bogan Bitch wife....

^ ha! You guys really hate Mitch don't you! Understandable - he pretty much humiliated and destroyed your team single handedly

Yes, I suppose Prior is a man's man in pommy terms. You see a lot of poms like him in Thailand - a nice pretty pink tan , lager in one hand and a bacon and egg burger in the other - and that distinct pommy look that comes from centuries of inbreeding . He is the face of Engerland

a beer and a burger the face of England..... one thinks of Kuta at times like this....

Funny though coming from a Nation that constantly tells us how their burgers wuith beetroot are the best and how their beer is so [sic] amazing that's just sooooooo funny..... thank Christ no one mentioned a meat pie, we'd never hear the end of the stream or garbage they talk about their pies......

Nice one wally helping get through a slow Friday arvo.....

I hope that the Australian team read that BBC article "choir boy, golden boy, tractor boy" . The part about his recurring nightmares of snakes eating him was the funniest thing I have read in ages. I'm hoping the fielders in slips make "ssssssssssssssssss....I'm coming to eat you Alastair" snake noises.

I noticed the title of that article has now been changed - I'm thinking Alastair made sure "something was done about it" - just like he demanded something be done about Warnie critisising his negative captaining tactics ..

Glad you are enjoying my input Bob

Oh it's special............

Originally Posted by Wally Dorian Raffles

I'm hoping the fielders in slips make "ssssssssssssssssss....I'm coming to eat you Alastair" snake noises.

Oh dear.