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    Quote Originally Posted by Ozcol View Post
    The Indians are doing a good job, but I hope they are going to make (both sides ) for an interesting finish and not for an inevitable draw.
    Indeed. They certainly look good out there right now. Johnson getting punished.

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    But you always know India are just a wicket away from collapse.

    rahane done, 4/409

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    ^ Yes Necron. If we can snatch another wicket now we will be into the brittle tail.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bruce Bayliss View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by kingwilly
    yesterday was an interesting tussle. Errors in the field cost India.
    Two very ordinary teams...I was watching the NZ Sri Lanka match at the same time...195 for McCullum...Melbourne was a yawn...the crowd only gets excited because there is nothing else to do in Melbourne on Boxing Day
    You really have exposed yourself as a first class dickhead ( I think that's duckhid in your language) haven't you Bruce.

    Please do carry on though. Fascinating species you lot. Remind me of lot of dodo birds..

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    Quote Originally Posted by Necron99
    rahane done, 4/409
    That ball was missing off stump
    Quote Originally Posted by Wally Dorian Raffles
    Two very ordinary teams..
    Australia aren't as good as they make out...and India aren't as bad

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    Quote Originally Posted by kingwilly View Post
    So why did you think yesterday was boring?


    Anyway, another day another sarnie.



    Aussies on top with 6/327 Smith on a century
    Ham, cheese and mustard pickle sandwiches are my favourite! AND you have front row seats! Lucky Bastard!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bruce Bayliss View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Wally Dorian Raffles
    Two very ordinary teams..
    Australia aren't as good as they make out...and India aren't as bad
    Look Bruce, as an Australian, on behalf of the people of my country, I say 'sorry' for Trevor bowling that ball back in the 70's. Better now??

    Oh, where are you guys ranked these days btw? Bangladesh and Zimbabwe above or below you guys? Can't say I follow the minnow teams ..

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    Quote Originally Posted by Wally Dorian Raffles
    Look Bruce, as an Australian, on behalf of the people of my country, I say 'sorry' for Trevor bowling that ball back in the 70's. Better now??
    Fuck off you neville...I suppose you didn't even watch the LBW against Rahane...are you a troll?

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    Australia 530
    India 462/8 (126.2 ov)
    India trail by 68 runs with 2 wickets remaining in the 1st innings


    Interesting. If Oz can skittle them out early tomorrow Oz can leave India a challenging chase for day 5.

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    He y Bruce Check the scoreboard , he is OUT.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bruce Bayliss View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Necron99
    rahane done, 4/409
    That ball was missing off stump



    Looks out to me.

    https://mtc.cdn.vine.co/r/videos/01B...pzxF2jPFCY3Agd

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    Stumps, Day 3
    Australia 530
    India 462/8 (126.2 ov)
    India trail by 68 runs with 2 wickets remaining in the 1st innings


    Good day for India, though largely thanks to some poor fielding from Aus. Lyon should have caught Rahane when he was 70'ish and Kholi was dropped several times. Let's hope we clean up the tail quickly tomorrow

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bruce Bayliss View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Wally Dorian Raffles
    Look Bruce, as an Australian, on behalf of the people of my country, I say 'sorry' for Trevor bowling that ball back in the 70's. Better now??
    Fuck off you neville...I suppose you didn't even watch the LBW against Rahane...are you a troll?
    Awww , c'mon Bwucey. I said sorry. Don't you think it's time to just move on

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bruce Bayliss View Post
    magpie...had a mate on the farm down the road...used to trap magpies with dripping in cages...then hang them up by their feet on the fence by the road...then the hawks would eat them...slowly...you obviously survived
    I once knew a bloke called Bruce Bayliss.....a real negative old cvnt who spruiked a lot but in reality knew faark all....He was a Kiwi. Was last seen down the back paddock giving fellatio to a fly-blown ram. Dunno exactly where the wanker is now, but rumours abound that he's somewhere in Thailand with Marko's ex missus.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Necron99
    Looks out to me.
    If it went to a review he would be not out...it is the Indian fault for not having reviews.

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    Quote Originally Posted by magpie
    I once knew a bloke called Bruce Bayliss
    Bullshit...you maggot infested piece of hawk tucker

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bruce Bayliss View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Wally Dorian Raffles
    Look Bruce, as an Australian, on behalf of the people of my country, I say 'sorry' for Trevor bowling that ball back in the 70's. Better now??
    Fuck off you neville...I suppose you didn't even watch the LBW against Rahane...are you a troll?
    Neville? Troll? Phaaark me, that's you, Cuz.

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    Quote Originally Posted by magpie View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Bruce Bayliss View Post
    magpie...had a mate on the farm down the road...used to trap magpies with dripping in cages...then hang them up by their feet on the fence by the road...then the hawks would eat them...slowly...you obviously survived
    I once knew a bloke called Bruce Bayliss.....a real negative old cvnt who spruiked a lot but in reality knew faark all....He was a Kiwi. Was last seen down the back paddock giving fellatio to a fly-blown ram. Dunno exactly where the wanker is now, but rumours abound that he's somewhere in Thailand with Marko's ex missus.

    Bruce has never been to Thailand.
    He only posts here because no one in NZ or Oz will talk to him anymore.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Necron99
    If Oz can skittle them out early tomorrow Oz can leave India a challenging chase for day 5.
    Oz have some batting injuries...and there is obviously something wrong with both Mitchell and Harris...a couple of ordinary teams

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    Quote Originally Posted by Wally Dorian Raffles View Post

    Ham, cheese and mustard pickle sandwiches are my favourite! AND you have front row seats! Lucky Bastard!!
    u

    I plan on being there tomorrow too.


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    [QUOTE=Bruce Bayliss;2927138]
    Quote Originally Posted by Necron99
    ...and there is obviously something wrong with both Mitchell and Harris
    Nothing more than tiredness from bowling all day in 30+ heat.

    How many overs can you bowl, faux kiwi?

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    Quote Originally Posted by kingwilly
    Nothing more than tiredness from bowling all day in 30+ heat.
    Remind me how many wickets Mitchell got?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Wally Dorian Raffles
    Oh, where are you guys ranked these days btw? Bangladesh and Zimbabwe above or below you guys? Can't say I follow the minnow teams ..
    Check Cricinfo you plonker...you don't know shit

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    An Australian ventriloquist visiting New Zealand walks into a small village and sees a local sitting on his porch patting his dog.
    He figures he'll have a little fun, so he says to the Kiwi:
    "G'day, mind if I talk to your dog?"
    Villager: "The dog doesn't talk, you stupid Aussie."
    Ventriloquist: "Hello dog, how's it going mate?"
    Dog: "Yeah, doin' all right."
    Kiwi: (look of extreme shock)
    Ventriloquist: "Is this villager your owner?" (pointing at the villager)
    Dog: "Yep"
    Ventriloquist: "How does he treat you?"
    Dog: "Yeah, real good. He walks me twice a day, feeds me great food
    and takes me to the lake once a week to play."
    Kiwi: (look of utter disbelief)
    Ventriloquist: "Mind if I talk to your horse?"
    Kiwi: "Uh, the horse doesn't talk either....I think."
    Ventriloquist: "Hey horse, how's it going?"
    Horse: "Cool"
    Kiwi: (absolutely dumbfounded)
    Ventriloquist: "Is this your owner?" (Pointing at the villager)
    Horse: "Yep"
    Ventriloquist: How does he treat you?
    Horse: "Pretty good, thanks for asking. He rides me regularly, brushes me down often and
    keeps me in the barn to protect me from the elements."
    Kiwi: (total look of amazement)
    Ventriloquist: "Mind if I talk to your sheep?"
    Kiwi: (in a panic) " Don't believe a word he says, that sheep's a bloody liar.."



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