Thread: Manchester United: Premier League Champions 2024/2025

No need to wait until May- it's just delaying the inevitable.

Please post your congratulations here.

Trophy collectors gonna be trophy collecting again.

Congratulations

I'll place my bets

Originally Posted by helge

Congratulations

Cheers Helge.

The way these top young signings are flooding in under INEOS, I don't even see the point in starting the season ever again.

Just give the FAMOUS MANCHESTER UNITED the trophy for the next ten years.

Btw, isn't it weird how so many people hate Man United more than they love their own team?



The collective head of the Internet has fallen off since the best young defender in Europe rejected Real Madrid to sign for THE FAMOUS MANCHESTER UNITED.

Not that I'm usually one to mention such things, but Zirkzee also rejected AC Milan to sign for the FAMOUS MANCHESTER UNITED.

Anyway, enjoy your weekend.

The bookies have Man U winning the league priced up at around the same odds as Elvis being spotted, if you're looking for a double, you delusional fuck

Originally Posted by Reg Dingle

The bookies have Man U winning the league priced up at around the same odds as Elvis being spotted, if you're looking for a double, you delusional fuck

He's all mouth and no trousers, lets see him put Ton or Monkey on Merch winning the league.

Originally Posted by Reg Dingle

The bookies have Man U winning the league priced up at around the same odds as Elvis being spotted, if you're looking for a double, you delusional fuck

I don't think Elvis ever rejected Madrid, did he?

If we don't win the league this year, I'll be in Bangkok next May and will buy anyone who turns up a pint.

When we win it, you all pay for my night out, get me a couple of brass and a few bags of marching from the lads on Sukhumvit.

How does that sound?

Trophy collectors gonna be trophy collecting.

THE GREAT TEN HAG winning again.

Hal gonna be knowing.

Originally Posted by malmomike77

He's all mouth and no trousers, lets see him put Ton or Monkey on Merch winning the league.

You mean all mouth and no fucking dough.

You've seen my pension thread, yeah?

^ it's not been updated since you said some yank had taken you for a ride on tobacco futures

Originally Posted by malmomike77

^ it's not been updated since you said some yank had taken you for a ride on tobacco futures

There has been further news.

It isn't good news.



Fortunately, the lucrative EFL career I've chosen is my saviour (I get free breakfast, dinner and tea in my current job at home).



#winning

^ I take it its not a UK based institution?

Originally Posted by malmomike77

^ I take it its not a UK based institution?

It is.

They like me too.

Might stick around.

Mods, Hal accidentally posted this in the wrong place.

Can you move it to Teakdoor Lounge -> Jokes and Funny Stories -> Too Long for Quick Jokes

Cheers.

Originally Posted by hallelujah

There has been further news.

It isn't good news.

Originally Posted by malmomike77

^ I take it its not a UK based institution?

Originally Posted by hallelujah

It is.

They like me too.

Might stick around.

i didn't meant he recruitment agency you mong, i meant the pension provider, chritst that wasn't even 11am.......

Originally Posted by malmomike77

i didn't meant he recruitment agency you mong, i meant the pension provider, chritst that wasn't even 11am.......

You asked me that question before on the other thread, you drunken tit.

An excellent performance yesterday.

Casemiro back to his best, a solid shape and some great football.

We should have won with the clear cut chances we created, but Ruud will sort that out.

MANCHESTER UNITED PREMIER LEAGUE CHAMPIONS 2024-2025.

Originally Posted by hallelujah

An excellent performance yesterday.

Casemiro back to his best

Fuck me, the bar is low.

Originally Posted by harrybarracuda

Fuck me, the bar is low.

He's won 5 European Cups.

Which is 5x more than your pathetic little club has.

You bad fucking gimp.

Originally Posted by hallelujah

He's won 5 European Cups.

Which is 5x more than your pathetic little club has.

You bad fucking gimp.

Good for him.

Now he can enjoy his retirement at the Theatre of Dweebs.

Originally Posted by hallelujah

Goodbye, Erik.


Who's going to be United's new manager, hal? Do you know?

Originally Posted by hallelujah

Please post your congratulations here.

Congratulations to getting a new manager, Hal!

This is gonna be the sweetest Premier League title when Amorim lifts the trophy in May.

I do hope he asks Erik along to recognise the foundations he has put in place though.

Originally Posted by hallelujah

This is gonna be the sweetest Premier League title when Amorim lifts the trophy in May.

I do hope he asks Erik along to recognise the foundations he has put in place though.

600 million quids worth of crap to get rid of first.

Originally Posted by harrybarracuda

600 million quids worth of crap to get rid of first.

Time since last major trophy.

Manchester United = 5 months

Arsenal = 4 years and 5 months

Managers since Ferguson: 9
Current league position: 14th

Originally Posted by harrybarracuda

Managers since Ferguson: 9
Current league position: 14th

Major trophies since Ferguson:

United = 5

Arsenal = 4

Our "crisis" periods are still better than your best times!