Thread: Manchester United: Premier League Champions 2024/2025

He didn't have the best of luck in games.

But basically...Anthony £82.5 million.

And a bunch of others.

£623 million worth.

Covers a lot of catering staff, that.

Fair bit of guttering too.

Originally Posted by cyrille

Fair bit of guttering too

Glad you piped up spot on as usual .Of course not everyone can carry off drainpipe trousers.

Originally Posted by hallelujah

Our "crisis" periods are still better than your best times!

Periods?

This is just one big one now.

The Donkey's found his natural home!


A field on a Czech farm.

Wonderful to see the most wanted young manager in Europe - who chose Manchester United - fine tuning his squad.


Spurs will be tough next week in the League Cup, but we've basically got a bye in the FA Cup and we are now sat in the qualifying places of the Europa meaning 4 points from the next 2 games should give MY MANAGER a couple of free midweeks to work with his squad on the training ground.

You know what happens in May, don't you, girls?



Oh, it's a wonderful life.

I think you must be hammered to think of winning anything this season, like many young fellas you may have peaked to early

Originally Posted by hallelujah

You know what happens in May, don't you, girls?

You've already asked this.

The Moaners finish about 9th, sack their manager and you go and hide until August.

Originally Posted by harrybarracuda

You've already asked this.

The Moaners finish about 9th, sack their manager and you go and hide until August.

I mean, this was just last May...

While you fannies were, of course, winning your usual nothing.

Trophies just aren't a strong point of yours are they, H?*



* Well, few things are, to be fair.

Btw, harry, Mr 100,000 posts, I guess I should let you know that I'll be away from the forum again soon for my Christmas holidays.

I'll check in shortly after we've twatted you in the cup though.

Is this ok with you?

Originally Posted by hallelujah

give MY MANAGER

the latest? how many My Managers have you had in the last 5 years you've been on here whining like a teenager about your latest crush?

Originally Posted by hallelujah

Btw, harry, Mr 100,000 posts, I guess I should let you know that I'll be away from the forum again soon for my Christmas holidays.

I'll check in shortly after we've twatted you in the cup though.

Is this ok with you?

Thanks for letting us know you're going to hiding in anticipation of being thrashed by an admittedly shit Cheats team.

Originally Posted by harrybarracuda

Thanks for letting us know you're going to hiding in anticipation of being thrashed by an admittedly shit Cheats team.

Another classic from H!



(I'm actually "going into hiding" before Bournemouth give us a hiding on Sunday )

Ah so you don't need the old "I was on holiday" excuse for when you lose.

Got it.

Originally Posted by harrybarracuda

Ah so you don't need the old "I was on holiday" excuse for when you lose.

Got it.

^ Poster still can not comprehend the concept of being away from the internet.

Originally Posted by hallelujah

^ Poster still can not comprehend the concept of being away from the internet.

Poster fully comprehends that Hal is full of shit.

Originally Posted by hallelujah

^ Poster still can not comprehend the concept of being away from the internet.

100,310

Master of all I survey

Obviously get rid of Antony, Casemiro and Rashford. And Luca Shawtelli. Lindeflop. Eriksen.

New striker with The Donkey and Zirko as backup.
Left side wingback.
Replacements for Mount The Useless Waste Of Money and Yoro, keeping them as backup, when they're actually fit.
Another CB too as replacement for Evans and Slabhead.
And a CM to replace the executed Eriksen.


Might possibly finish with a positive GD for the first time in a few seasons. Thank you Dutch Donkey.

Originally Posted by Edmond

Obviously get rid of Antony, Casemiro and Rashford.

Who's going to pay their absurd wages, let alone a transfer fee?

Riyadh Al-Saharbalaalah FC.

Originally Posted by Edmond

Riyadh Al-Saharbalaalah FC.

Hmmm...

Just 405 people showed up to watch a Saudi Pro League game last weekend.

The players of which earned 1 million dollars per spectator.

How mental is that.