The 2024/2025 European Competitions Thread

[harrybarracuda]

Clearly Arsenal are, as 'euro-parlance' would have it, 'not in a good moment'.

Or hopefully, as RedNose would call it, "a temporary blip".

[harrybarracuda]

Comfortable wins for Celtic, Liverpool and Sporting Lisbon

Real Madrid spanked at home. Which is nice.

[cyrille]

So, the demise of the cheats could actually happen before they get tarred and feathered.



We might not be seeing large sky blue letters on here for some time.

[harrybarracuda]

Ooops Mings.

Not with that ref.

[harrybarracuda]

Bad night for Villa, but just as bad a night for Arsenal, fucked over by the ref and VAR yet again.

Punching someone in the head is OK but the ball bouncing off your foot into your arm is a nailed on pen it seems.

[harrybarracuda]

Well it's nice to see The Arse coming back to form. It's also nice to see them making mincemeat in the run up to Christmas.

The Cheats managed to set a record - no team has been three up so late in a game and failed to win.

And it's great to see that other Arab-owned shit getting beat in Munich - they're firmly in the drop zone.

[harrybarracuda]

Splendid win for the mickey mousers over Real Madrid.

Creditable draw for Villa against Juventus.

Disappointing draw for Celtic at home to Brugge.

Liverpool top the standings with the only 100% record, Arsenal 7th, Villa just outside automatic qualification on 9th, City 17th, Celtic 20th.

[Edmond]

Splendid win for the mickey mousers over Real Madrid.

It's amazing what creating the correct structure and putting in the correct manager can do.


Big Bad Bodo/Glimt for Man United tonight. :-)

[harrybarracuda]

Hal will be ecstatic about that win over, er, whoever it was.

Nice win for Rangers

Chelsea scraped through in Germany, their keeper was absolutely exceptional.

Disappointing draw for the tiny totts.

[Edmond]

What the fok was that at 1:28

A back-pass to the keeper from the opposition half, while it's 4 v 4 in your own half?



Holy Shiz.

I remember Rio saying that just after he signed he was in training and passed it sideways, Keano lurched and grabbed him screaming You're not at fucking Leeds now!


Perhaps passes back to the keeper from the opposition half while there are 4 opponents between ye is part of his tactical masterplan.

[harrybarracuda]

Liverpool 1st
Arsenal 4th
Villa 6th
The Cheats..... 22nd

[harrybarracuda]

Must have been a late goal.

It now reads

1. Liverpool
3. Arsenal
5. Villa
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22 The Cheats

Shocking performance from Arsenal really, not a single goal from a corner

[hallelujah]

Fun European fact:

Victoria Plzen have as many European Cups as Arsenal.

[david44]

Fun European fact:

Victoria Plzen have as many European Cups as Arsenal.

The cream of lagers at London;s regal terminus. Don't think Mikel will need visit IKEA for a trophy cabinet any time soon, he's a good bloke shame about the team.

[harrybarracuda]

Fun European fact:

Victoria Plzen have as many European Cups as Arsenal.

What competition were you playing them in again?

And will you manage to get into it next year?

[hallelujah]

What competition were you playing them in again?

Yet another competition you haven't won.



https://x.com/SkySportsPL/status/1867168089730908546

"They're the biggest club in the world"

Paul Merson believes Ruben Amorim isn't worried about finding his best Manchester United team.

Your club legends telling it like it is.



How does it feel to be nothing more than a stepping stone for players fulfilling their dream of playing for THE FAMOUS MANCHESTER UNITED?

[harrybarracuda]

Yes, Onana has always dreamed of being another one of the Moaners comedy figures I reckon.

[harrybarracuda]

Another win for Liverpool, 2-1 against Lille although they finally conceded a goal in this competition.

The Villa lost 1-0.

[harrybarracuda]

Quite the game at Benfica!

[Joe 90]

Opted for 9 home wins tonight, fvck knows why....a fiver down the drain...

[Joe 90]

8 out of 9 aint bad but no cigar.

Max cash out was £62.

Mugs game!

[harrybarracuda]

Was this you trying to get some comfort out of throwing away a two goal lead to get dumped out of the competition?

YOU FUCKING FANNIES




Liverpool are through and Arsenal are all but through in first and third; it would take a 7 goal shift in goal difference for anyone to overtake Arsenal now.

Villa are just outside the top 8 behind Leverkusen on a wafer thin margin: One goal separates them.

And they're playing Celtic in their final game, who are through in a creditable 18th place in the 9-24 qualifiers.

As mentioned, The Cheats finished a thoroughly miserable campaign throwing away a two goal lead over PSG to lose 3-2 and go out of the competition four points adrift of 24th place.

Feel free to laugh like a drain.




Added: Apparently they have a lifeline against Club Brugge, but what are the chances they fuck that up as well?

[hallelujah]

Was this you tryin88g to get some comfort out of throwing away a two goal lead to get dumped out of the competition?

YOU FUCKING FANNIES




Liverpool are through and Arsenal are all but through in first and third; it would take a 7 goal shift in goal difference for anyone to overtake Arsenal now.

Villa are just outside the top 8 behind Leverkusen on a wafer thin margin: One goal separates them.

And they're playing Celtic in their final game, who are through in a creditable 18th place in the 9-24 qualifiers.

As mentioned, The Cheats finished a thoroughly miserable campaign throwing away a two goal lead over PSG to lose 3-2 and go out of the competition four points adrift of 24th place.

Feel free to laugh like a drain.




Added: Apparently they have a lifeline against Club Brugge, but what are the chances they fuck that up as well?

Oh how we chuckled when we saw the result this morning!

Arsenal are all but through...third;

So what?



Because we know what doesn't happen in May, don't we H?

[hallelujah]

So, ladies.

The Famous Msnchester United remain unbeaten in Europe.

In 4th place in the table for automatic qualification.

Tough game next week in Bucharest, but we probably only need 1 more point to avoid the play offs.

We know what happens in May, don't we?

[harrybarracuda]

Because we know what doesn't happen in May, don't we H?

You extend your manager's contract for a year, let him spend 90m on an unknown, useless Bolivian winger, then sack him?