The Premier League 2024/2025

**Bonecollector** · 04-02-2025, 02:56 PM

A pinball goal and an own goal against the hammers at home, meh

**harrybarracuda** · 05-02-2025, 01:16 PM

How fucking silly is that?

"Incredibly, Nwaneri, 17, is not even allowed to change in the first team dressing room at the Emirates or training ground because of strict Premier League safeguarding rules for under-18s."

But he's OK scoring belters against The Cheats.

**harrybarracuda** · 22-02-2025, 09:15 AM

Fat Sam will be twitching in his trackies.

**malmomike77** · 22-02-2025, 10:19 AM

^^ does his mum have to hold a towel up for him

**harrybarracuda** · 22-02-2025, 06:33 PM

Originally Posted by malmomike77

^^ does his mum have to hold a towel up for him

It all sounds a bit ridiculous so who knows?

I could understand it if it was Celtic.

**harrybarracuda** · 22-02-2025, 11:19 PM

Save Arteta

**malmomike77** · 22-02-2025, 11:50 PM

What buy a striker. We should have done this 11 years ago.

Hilarious and predictable but whatever increases the chance of Merch relegation. Arteta is a cvnt. He has has 5 seasons to address the goalscoring issue and that dego cvnt thinks he knows better. Well fuk I'm.

**malmomike77** · 22-02-2025, 11:52 PM

I put 200 down on Totting to wim. That is 390 back. I'm taking tomorrow off cooking

**Edmond** · 23-02-2025, 12:42 AM

6 out of 7 games resulted in an away win. Not often you see that.

And Chelsea now 1 nil up away.

7/7 and probably 8/8 if Hal's manager wasn't a fokin' useless fokhead 3-at-the-back-til-I-die knobend.

**harrybarracuda** · 23-02-2025, 10:08 AM

Originally Posted by malmomike77

What buy a striker. We should have done this 11 years ago.

Hilarious and predictable but whatever increases the chance of Merch relegation. Arteta is a cvnt. He has has 5 seasons to address the goalscoring issue and that dego cvnt thinks he knows better. Well fuk I'm.

Yes, when you have three forwards injured the logical thing to do would be to rush out and buy another one.

(Four if you include Jesus

)

**hallelujah** · 24-02-2025, 12:08 AM

People talking like Guardiola is comparable to Fergie.

Look at what Fergie did with Aberdeen for starters.

Then we'll talk about the 38 pots he won at United.

Over to you, Pep. Let's see you rebuild this team like Fergie ruthlessly did time and time again.

**hallelujah** · 24-02-2025, 12:15 AM

If only both teams could lose

**cyrille** · 24-02-2025, 12:21 AM

Kev!

Saudi Arabia is on the line!

**harrybarracuda** · 24-02-2025, 01:28 AM

What happened to Haaland. Is Pep making him eat some humble pie?

**Joe 90** · 24-02-2025, 01:35 AM

Originally Posted by harrybarracuda

What happened to Haaland. Is Pep making him eat some humble pie?

He's injured you mong.

**Joe 90** · 24-02-2025, 01:37 AM

Originally Posted by hallelujah

People talking like Guardiola is comparable to Fergie.

There is no comparison.

Pep is a tactical genius!

Fergie left a sinking ship.

**harrybarracuda** · 24-02-2025, 10:49 AM

Originally Posted by Joe 90

He's injured you mong.

500k for playing Xbox.

Nice work if you can get it.

**hallelujah** · 24-02-2025, 04:53 PM

Football: England's True Religion

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ie2rbUKUKcQ

The other night I woke up worrying about United getting relegated.

I couldn't sleep. I was churning inside.

How fucking sad is that?

**Molle** · 24-02-2025, 05:11 PM

Originally Posted by hallelujah

The other night I woke up worrying about United getting relegated.

I couldn't sleep. I was churning inside.

How fucking sad is that?

On a scale from 1 to 10 it is a 9. You're not a free man Hal..

**harrybarracuda** · 05-03-2025, 06:09 PM

Manchester United fans have been urged by a supporters’ group to wear black to Sunday’s anti-Glazer protest. The home Premier League match against Arsenal will be preceded by a supporter march to Old Trafford, starting at 3.15pm from the Tollgate pub.

The 1958 fan group hope it “could be one of the largest ever protests” at United, whose supporters have expressed opposition since the Glazer family completed a leveraged takeover in 2005. The group demanded an end to the family’s ownership and asked supporters “to wear black to symbolise how the club is ‘slowly dying’ due to huge debts, mismanagement and fan exploitation”.

It's miraculous really, if Arsenal win at the theatre of dweebs at the weekend, Hal will conveniently be "on holiday" wearing his black budgie smugglers, claiming later he joined the protest but couldn't get on TD because of the hostel wifi.

If by any miracle the moaners can eke out a result, he'll be right back here of course, squealing about being in, what, 13th or something.

**malmomike77** · 05-03-2025, 06:19 PM

^ it's a dead rubber for the Arse

**harrybarracuda** · 05-03-2025, 07:35 PM

Originally Posted by malmomike77

^ it's a dead rubber for the Arse

Not really.

SAVE AMORIM!

**harrybarracuda** · 05-03-2025, 07:38 PM

This 1958 are a cheerful bunch, aren't they?

Steve Crompton, spokesperson for The 1958, said: “The club is slowly dying before our eyes, on and off the pitch, and the blame lies squarely at the current ownership model. The club is facing financial Armageddon. Debt is the road to ruin. Sir Matt Busby would be turning in his grave at the current plight of one of the world’s greatest football institutions which is being brought to its knees and in many ways becoming a laughing stock.”

**harrybarracuda** · 08-03-2025, 09:29 AM

So Liam Roberts' ban for trying to decapitate Mateta is upped to six matches.

You know, the challenge Michael Oliver didn't even deem a yellow card.

Amazing how eagle-eyed he is when he's reffing The Arsenal.

**harrybarracuda** · 09-03-2025, 10:17 PM

Arsenal have arrived at the theatre of dweebs.

Martinelli is in the squad, that caught everyone by surprise.

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