Thread: The Premier League 2024/2025

It's like Amorim has just discovered what wingers are for. What a genius. Perhaps this crazy revelation will result in your playing football rather than just dour defending.

"On every occasion Saka and Martinelli has one against one, they go outside, they cross. They know if the cross is going well, they can score. If it is a corner, they can score."

Originally Posted by harrybarracuda

It's like Amorim has just discovered what wingers are for.

Yes, that's right, H.

The last time Arsenal played Sporting Lisbon, they knocked us out of Europe | OneFootball

We just thrashed his team 5-1 in Lisbon. So, you know, keep living in the past.

Now he knows what a winger is you might even see some attacking play.

Originally Posted by harrybarracuda

We just thrashed his team 5-1 in Lisbon.

Newsflash:

He had already left to join The Greatest Club in the World, you gormless plank.



And you managed to beat his current team the other might by hoofing set pieces into the box to your big men after you had been taught a tactical lesson for the first 45.




Guess what happens next in January.

The same thing that happens in May for each of us.



You're getting fucking walloped, you Stoke wannabes.

Talking of which, who are Hoofball United playing at the weekend Hal?

Perhaps they'll go for a more attacking formation like 8-0-2?

Six years into a job, 1 trophy to show for it and relying on Stoke City's tactics to win a game.



No wonder you quinoa munchers are all so fucking miserable watching that shite.

Originally Posted by hallelujah

Rasmus Hojlund

12 PL goals @ 230 minutes per.


Awful. Just awful.


Especially if you compare to, say, Ev The Ledge Fergo.

Younger.

Less/fewer PL minutes. More PL goals.

In fact, more PL goals, at an average of 188 minutes per.


Oh my. *swoons*

Originally Posted by Edmond

12 PL goals @ 230 minutes per.

So poor that even David Bellion was twice as lethal.


2 seasons at United and banging then in at 116 mins per PL goal.


Why is Rasmo just so shyte.

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PL Goals:

Ev The Ledge: More
Donkey: Fewer

PL Minutes:

The Donkey: More.
Ev The Ledge: Fewer.



Ouch! :bigeye:

21 - 1

Oh no, I've got him on stutter mode.

21 -1




Stumpy's that way >, mate.

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Looking forward to next week's derby then Hal?

They're almost as bad as you at the moment, you might have a sniff.

It has now been 1,590 days since Arsenal last won a trophy.

It has been 7,849 days since Arsenal last won the title.

It has been since Arsenal last won the European Cup.

So not at all then.

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What's going on at your shitty club Hal?

Sir Jim recruits a sporting director and five months later the new CEO sacks him?

Trouble at t'pit?

He bought Zirkzee.



Fortunately, we don't have players like this in our team though.

You're a fan of this fella, aren't you, H?

Originally Posted by hallelujah

It has now been 1,590 days since Arsenal last won a trophy.

It has been 7,849 days since Arsenal last won the title.

It has been since Arsenal last won the European Cup.

By the way

Originally Posted by hallelujah

Fortunately, we don't have players like this in our team though.

Yes, that's why you're

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13th in the league.

He bought Zirkzee.

I wouldn't be sacking him, I'd be suing him

I need your help, H

Originally Posted by hallelujah

I think we need a counter!

And I am the man to do it!

Every day that these fucking nobodies aren't winning will be marked!

Let's call it Losing with H!

My calculations are right, arent they?

Tomorrow is day 1,591, isn't it?

Originally Posted by hallelujah

I need your help, H



My calculations are right, arent they?

Tomorrow is day 1,591, isn't it?

Hal, if that stops you having to wipe away the tears, keep repeating the same dull story.

It's really just not as funny as


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