Thread: The Ryder Cup 2023

Little late again, dippy. But that's alright,...anything is better than soccer

Originally Posted by S Landreth

The Ryder Cup takes place this week at Marco Simone Golf & Country Club just outside the historic city of Rome, Italy.

Stars from the United States and Europe will battle it out in one of golf's most treasured and historic competitions.



Team Europe

Team USA

Fuck off spamdreth, we don't need your shit spam here.


Europe take first blood and lead in the other three foursomes.

Originally Posted by pickel

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Which one of your threads that no member looks at was that in?

To be honest, who gives a shit?

Europe two up and leading by two holes in the other two.

The USA are can't sink a putt at the moment.

Europe 3-0

2 up in the last.

Rory and Tommy bring it home.

Europe 4-0 USA

The Americans have a bit of thinking to do before this afternoon.

Well they're putting up a bit more of a fight but still down in two, tied in the other two.

The USA are up in two, Europe in one, with one tied.

There's an excellent ebb and flow to these four balls, any score is realistically possible except 4-0 to the Americans.

Are there large crowds cheering on grown men hitting tiny balls around gardens as if they are Gods?

Originally Posted by malmomike77

Are there large crowds cheering on grown men hitting tiny balls around gardens as if they are Gods?

Have you run out of crayons to chew?

Originally Posted by harrybarracuda

Have you run out of crayons to chew?

Hazza don't worry we couldn't think less of you if you admitted to playing a game for blokes who can't compete in male sports.

Originally Posted by malmomike77

Hazza don't worry we couldn't think less of you if you admitted to playing a game for blokes who can't compete in male sports.

There is no "we", there is just you, you pathetic troll. Do fuck off.

Quite why Sky decided to cut away for interviews while there is still a game on the course I have no idea.

Wankers.

Originally Posted by harrybarracuda

There is no "we", there is just you, you pathetic troll. Do fuck off.

Well setting aside two other posts that weren't really buying into the USA v EU garden ping pong it's really just you do carry on.

What an unbelievable afternoon.

At one point the board was mostly red, but Europe fought back with last gasp putts to tie all three matches they were losing.

Europe lead 6.5 to 1.5 and I'm sure they'll be fucking ecstatic about that.

The USA haven't won a single match.

Originally Posted by malmomike77

Well setting aside two other posts that weren't really buying into the USA v EU garden ping pong it's really just you do carry on.

Good lad. Off you fuck.

The first time in The Ryder Cup that the USA have gone the first day without winning a match.

Heheh

Johnstone now whining about selection issues.

Maybe some dodgy lasagne?

There was certainly a lot of around on the course yesterday from the US players.

Great to see the excuses being rolled out already.

God what a bunch of whiny losers. Have they forgotten their disgraceful behaviour at Brookline?

Koepka said in a TV interview: "I think me and Scottie birdied 14, 15, 16, 17, 18, and then 'lost' (to) two (eagles). So yes, I mean I want to hit a board and pout just like Jon Rahm did but, you know, it is what it is. Act like a child. But we're adults. We move on."

I rarely watch golf, but wasn't this American team supposed to be exceptional - unbeatable?

Originally Posted by Bettyboo

I rarely watch golf, but wasn't this American team supposed to be exceptional - unbeatable?

They're expected to do well in the singles. But it might be disappearing out of their reach by then. They won't win all of them.

Europe need 8.5 points to win.

^ let's hope the American's lose savagely. Who won the women's version after the American's had a cracking start?


Some of these folks might be playing?