Thread: The Ryder Cup 2023

The Singles pairings: Europe need four points.

11.35 AM | Jon Rahm vs Scottie Scheffler
11.47 AM | Viktor Hovland vs Collin Morikawa
11.59 AM | Justin Rose vs Patrick Cantlay
12.11 PM | Rory McIlroy vs Sam Burns
12.23 PM | Matt Fitzpatrick vs Max Homa
12.35 PM | Tyrrell Hatton vs Brian Harman
12.47 PM | Ludvig Åberg vs Brooks Koepka
12.59 PM | Sepp Straka vs Justin Thomas
13.11 PM | Nicolai Højgaard vs Xander Schauffele
13.23 PM | Shane Lowry vs Jordan Spieth
13.35 PM | Tommy Fleetwood vs Rickie Fowler
13.47 PM | Robert MacIntyre vs Wyndham Clark

Originally Posted by beachbound

I love it when Brits thump their chests about winning the Ryder Cup, once in a while. They got so tired of getting their asses kicked by the Americans, they had to get the rest of Europe on board, just to compete!

The US had a 21–3 record against Great Britain, before you lot swallowed your pride, and begged the rest of Europe to save your asses.

Oh we're doing history lessons.

You got your arses kicked in Vietnam and Afghanistan! Losers!

Originally Posted by harrybarracuda

Oh we're doing history lessons.

You got your arses kicked in Vietnam and Afghanistan! Losers!

Stay on topic, you sad old fcuk.

Originally Posted by beachbound

Stay on topic, you sad old fcuk.

Did you notice how the topic is "Ryder Cup 2023" and not "Ryder Cup 1927" you silly old fart?

Originally Posted by harrybarracuda

Hahaha a few points on the board and the seppos come a-crowing.

“A-crowing”? You boorish twat. Do you have any mirrors in that shithole apartment?

Originally Posted by harrybarracuda

Oh we're doing history lessons.

You clearly have no fucking clue.

Originally Posted by harrybarracuda

You got your arses kicked in Vietnam and Afghanistan! Losers!

Hardly we chose to leave Afghanistan after twenty years of dominating it. You clowns tried to take it three times and got slaughtered every time. We did what you couldn't.



The dumbass flag waiver starts another thread about a sport he knows fuck all about just so he can waive his little flag around. What a clown.

Originally Posted by harrybarracuda

Did you notice how the topic is "Ryder Cup 2023" and not "Ryder Cup 1927

1927-1983, you thick cnut.

Fucking hell, look at the pair of grumpy bastards.

Originally Posted by bsnub

we chose to leave Afghanistan after twenty years of dominating it.

Is that more information from your secret sources on the ground, snubby?

Cos it sure as shit wasn't what happened. The whole episode was an utter fiasco. They scarpered with their tails between their legs.



http://https://www.nbcnews.com/politics/white-house/pentagon-release-declassified-report-afghanistan-withdraw-rcna78559

Originally Posted by bsnub

The dumbass flag waiver starts another thread about a sport he knows fuck all about just so he can waive his little flag around. What a clown.

Lets be honest, it’s not even his country’s flag he’s waving. It’s some silly-ass, made up flag he latches on to, to give him some lame bragging rights.

Awwww look, they're bonding.

Originally Posted by cyrille

Is that more information from your secret sources on the ground, snubby?

For fuck’s sake, the topic was golf. You two pathetic cunts can’t debate the topic, so you divert the subject to wars.

What's to debate?

I posted the singles pairings you daft twat.

^^ I was responding to snubby's post, fathead.

Originally Posted by harrybarracuda

the World No.1 was seen crying after their record defeat and has been dropped from the four balls.

Originally Posted by beachbound

“A-crowing”? You boorish twat. Do you have any mirrors in that shithole apartment?

I have noticed you are quite grumpy since your gang banger mate is back in the news, take a chill pill

Of course I could be wrong and Europe could absolutely batter them.

Rahm and Sheffler are having a grand old ding dong.

Great match to watch.

One down, three to go.

Europe 11.5 - 5.5 USA

Scheffler and Rahm finishes all square. What a brilliant match that was.

Europe 12 - 6 USA

13 - 7

Surely victory cannot be far away.

Been watching a bit of it since it is prempting everything else on the tube. Is the crowd really roaring like they do at a football match?

Originally Posted by thailazer

Been watching a bit of it since it is prempting everything else on the tube. Is the crowd really roaring like they do at a football match?

Yes, they're all on the piss enjoying themselves in the sun.

14-7, the dagger is about to be thrust home.

Ricky Fowler does the decent thing and concedes Fleetwood's putt to give Europe victory, probably risking his captain's ire.

As many expected, the US team's individual strength is showing in the singles, it's their teamwork that has let them down.

I can't say I'm surprised, with some of the stupid pairings Zach Johnson came up with.

To be expected from golf's version of the loudmouthed jock, who cut his teeth in, among other things, the Hooters tour.




Added: They should reward Fowler with the inaugural Nicklaus-Jacklin Award for embodying the spirit of the Ryder Cup and fair competition.