Manchester City v Manchester United Cup Final

**david44** · 02-06-2023, 11:52 PM

The final Looms

The venue in London a small friendly community of the southern "Hill Tribes" far removed from the sox and rugs and chips and gravy of the Northern ghettoes with their thin whippets, match stick men and phone boxes and pubs reeking of piss.

The sky Blues are hoping to add to their trophies while Ten Tug's boys ae just hoping

A Mr "HAL" of Cheat Amhill said yon Chitty'll be laughing from the tother side of his gob once I've bent him over.

Luckily many of the United fans have a pied a terre in the nation's capital.

For visitors from Manchester muezzin of Londistan Sad Khvn better known to his pals as Reg Dingding "Room for one more on top Ladies" the conductor have distributed a vade mecum

1 That's a tenner guv "Please pay for your pint"

2 300 quid isn't per month but per night

3 The 8 he had is the tally for Jellied Eels not an empty stadium

Good luck lads who knows one day you may dream of having a stadium off the King's Road

**helge** · 03-06-2023, 12:59 AM

Only one good thing can come out of this Cup Final.

There'll be a loser.

Either one suits me.

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Have a nice day

**david44** · 03-06-2023, 02:00 AM

Originally Posted by helge

Have a nice day

Ute oo Sore n Kirkegaard, there's going to be grown men sobbing , hope it goes to penalties or a rim off

**helge** · 03-06-2023, 02:13 AM

Originally Posted by david44

Sore n Kirkegaard,

Regretchen

**Joe 90** · 03-06-2023, 02:59 AM

What this thread needs is some positive history and we all know how much history is important to your Man utd fan , it keeps them warm when the piss has cooled down in their armchairs...

**Joe 90** · 03-06-2023, 04:29 AM

Is that a full blue moon in the day tonight over Manchester??

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**Bettyboo** · 03-06-2023, 07:36 AM

Originally Posted by david44

Ute oo Sore n Kirkegaard, there's going to be grown men sobbing , hope it goes to penalties or a rim off

As long as London isn't left like Copenhagen after a Gooners game, we'll survive...

**Bettyboo** · 03-06-2023, 07:41 AM

I hope it's a good game and may the best team win. Obviously, the best team is Man City; can't see a United win due to the fact that most of their players wouldn't get into the City B-team. I could be wrong... Prediction: Citeh 4 United 1

**Joe 90** · 03-06-2023, 08:27 AM

^

6-1 City, fvck the curse and fvvk Fergies purple nose brigade!!

Let's av it you slaggggggsss!!

**Bettyboo** · 03-06-2023, 09:23 AM

Or, could we have another 1985?

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**Edmond** · 03-06-2023, 10:35 AM

Ortega instead of Ederson between the sticks for The Cheaters.

**david44** · 03-06-2023, 02:38 PM

Originally Posted by Edmond

Ortega instead of Ederson between the sticks for The Cheaters.

sadly the best keeper will be Schmeichel in the BBC commentary box from 3pm

Good luck to the players fans and neutral like me who hope to see some great goals on the perfect pitch.

Forecast nice sunny 21 degrees for nearby airport.

Forecast City 3 -2 Utd

**david44** · 03-06-2023, 04:11 PM

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**Bettyboo** · 03-06-2023, 09:01 PM

Wembley is looking good - let the game begin.

**helge** · 03-06-2023, 09:03 PM

Oh dear

**Stretchy** · 03-06-2023, 09:05 PM

1-0 already!

**david44** · 03-06-2023, 09:13 PM

Hal and Chitty soiled pants at back and front

**Bonecollector** · 03-06-2023, 09:28 PM

Tense

I wonder how long before respective histories are brought up...

**Joe 90** · 03-06-2023, 09:53 PM

Penalty my arse! Utd have the 12th man.
Nice to see purple nose and the Glaziers sat together

**david44** · 03-06-2023, 10:23 PM

Kevin Debbie Roony looking good

**david44** · 03-06-2023, 10:25 PM

Originally Posted by Joe 90

Penalty my arse! Utd have the 12th man.
Nice to see purple nose and the Glaziers sat together

My hill tribe "grannies" will knit you a bigger bonnet, you Prince Albert can be self adjusted with a blow torch (I advise you take off first more comfortable, guess how I know), 'pon it like a care bonnet

**Bonecollector** · 03-06-2023, 10:51 PM

I've seen enough, bring on THE No.7

**Bettyboo** · 03-06-2023, 11:01 PM

Decent game. Man U made it competitive. The better team won on the day.

**david44** · 03-06-2023, 11:02 PM

Our man inside the shower reports

They think its all loofa

**Bonecollector** · 03-06-2023, 11:03 PM

It is now

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