Thread: Liverpool FC

So if Leicester win tonight then Everton get relegated, can't see it happening though.

It didn't. And it wouldn't have anyway, because they've only played 36 games you spanner. Technically even the Irons can still get relegated, as unlikely as it is.

Originally Posted by Joe 90

So if Leicester win tonight then Everton get relegated

Err, no... That wasn't the case.

Isn't the case.

And won't even be the case for their last two games.


Leicester can win their last 2 games and Everton can still be safe.


Can't add 30+6 and 32+6?


Semi-retarded, or just borderline?

Originally Posted by Edmond

Can't add 30+6 and 32+6?

He'll be wondering about the significance of 74 now.

So his maths is as shit as his spelling.

Originally Posted by Joe 90

So if Leicester win tonight then Everton get relegated, can't see it happening though.

Heavy day yesterday?

A school night too

Originally Posted by Reg Dingle

A school night too

It's his weekend. Expect more of the same tonight on the CL thread.

Cheating on an epic scale...

Training Ground Guru | Liverpool and asthma inhalers: Is there any substance to the innuendo?

all 115 players?

Originally Posted by Joe 90

Cheating on an epic scale...

The article is a lengthy interview with an expert, saying the numbers are possible, and praising the club for being proactive in treating the problem.

The second I read the "expert" saying that 27.8% is "almost one in three", it was pretty clear what picture he was trying to paint; bs merchant.

What about all that menthol shit they smear on their shirts, I presume that's the next "exclusive" for this pitiful excuse for a site, is it?

For Cantona's sake, can we give some attention to the scouse cnuts to at least make our reinvented's weekend happy?!??!?

They've just splashed out over 60 million quid on James Ward-Prowse with a fancy foreign name and not one fuck is being given.

Even when the main story's not about them they make it about themselves, so can we follow suit please and GIVE THE VALIANT MID TABLE PLODDERS SOME ATTENTION purlease?

Originally Posted by hallelujah

For Cantona's sake, can we give some attention to the scouse cnuts to at least make our reinvented's weekend happy?!??!?

They've just splashed out over 60 million quid on James Ward-Prowse with a fancy foreign name and not one fuck is being given.

Even when the main story's not about them they make it about themselves, so can we follow suit please and GIVE THE VALIANT MID TABLE PLODDERS SOME ATTENTION purlease?

Talking of Ward Prowse, is he going to a do a Le Tissier and stay at his mediocre club for the rest of his days?

The new Liverpool fella is supposed to be really good. It's likely that the scouse kuntz (no offence...) will have a much better season, so I wouldn't be surprised to see them fighting for the title (and coming second).

They probably need a couple more players though.

Klippity Klopps replacement is gonna be Steven Gerrard!

You heard it here first

No way...

Originally Posted by helge

No way...

He's a plastic, they don't know much about football.

It's worth noting that Anfields highest attendance was today although you wouldn't have noticed for much of the match today against City Legend Vincent Kompanys Burnley.


Ciz must be heartbroken about Trent today

Basically, the entire world except City fans wants anyone but Mancheater City to win this title.

Originally Posted by cyrille

Basically, the entire world except City fans wants anyone but Mancheater City to win this title.

Salah is gone, Klopp is ggggonee!

Henderson is sucking on horse teeths klock.

The MACHINE is back!

You're fooked.

The title is ours the double is ours the treble is ours and fvck it the quadruple is ours...AGAIN!