Thread: TD Fantasy Football League 2022/23

Just keeping the league somewhat suspenseful.

Gameweek 17:

Mon 26 Dec 18:00

It better not ask me for me password, fingerprint, retina scan, stamped letter from a lawyer or doctor, and everything else that's required to sign into the fuxin' thing.

Originally Posted by Edmond

I really need to start reading the rules.

Excuses and major flounce coming before December...again

Originally Posted by Reg Dingle

Excuses and major flounce coming before December...again

Top of the league by more than 60 points.


More points than cyrille last time I checked.



Which was yesterday morning.

Then again in the afternoon.

The evening. Night. And again over breakfast.

Originally Posted by Edmond

Top of the league by more than 60 points.

How are your other 20 teams doing?

Beating Dirk and Hatty is a bit like kicking a dog isn't?

Originally Posted by Reg Dingle

Beating Dirk and Hatty

Not only those two. There are another few that haven't signed since game-week 1.

Originally Posted by Reg Dingle

Beating Dirk

I'll remind you that I'm 104 point higher than you at this point.

Only 100, I gave up after week 1

I might give you a chance and start playing in March

You transferred Jesus in on GW3

Is there anything he doesn't lie about. :/

^^ That fokker Lulu must have hacked me.

Are Dalot and Maguire in my team too?

Originally Posted by Reg Dingle

^^ That fokker Lulu must have hacked me.

Yup, time to panic and delete the league like a big girl's blouse.

Don't suppose Cancelo's injured by any chance.

Originally Posted by Edmond

Don't suppose Cancelo's injured by any chance.

please please please please please


Marco-Rasho has gotta be put back in. Got 2 free transfers and somehow have 4.6 mill in the bank.

Feeling like Dill on his champagne yacht trip here.

Originally Posted by Edmond

Got 2 free transfers and somehow have 4.6 mill in the bank.

1, and 2.1.




This is now the perfect squad.

Cancelo for a 5 min cameo in injury time, scores an own goal.

I missed the WC wildcard cos just as I was taking action someone came into the bar and I didn't want to be rude.

Originally Posted by dirk diggler

Cancelo for a 5 min cameo in injury time

Well, he's on the bench.


Thought it was a 2am KO, but no, it's set for 3am.


Not that that's an issue since another international tournament has just finished and foked me bodyclock for the next 18 months.

Originally Posted by Edmond

This is now the perfect squad.

2 points each from your three Brighton players, with Liverpool and Arsenal coming up in the next three fixtures.

They're definitely differentials.

*goes back to the transfer section*


Fokin' Cancelo coming on for 20 minutes to get a point and keep me 15 point Mitro on the bench.

It just ain't cricket.

I was also concerned about your Brighton players.

I’ve had them all at some point.

Be concerned no more.




Saving the extra transfer for the next GW, and will get to see wot they made of, Brighton Steel or Brighton 99 ice cream cones.

Its not even the start of a new year and Marcus Bashford has already let me down having incurred the wrath of Eric Ballbag for an internal disciplinary matter and getting benched which given Utds colourful catalogue of deviant behaviour must mean he turned up for training in lipstick and a silk teddy. Kvnt.

Taking the captaincy off Haaland....






Da balls on this fooka'

Originally Posted by Edmond

Taking the captaincy off Haaland....

Mitrović is in good form and has two games to score point from - same. New captain.

#smashing.it

Ream came in for a double header and got 9 pts in the first game.


Either I didn't click save or there's a glitch as Haaland still listed as me Captain with Havy as Vice.


Fokin' Dirk and Sybil telling me to keep GroBBy on the bench and he gets 6 & 8 points the last two games.



Up to 49th in me native Andorra.

Originally Posted by Edmond

Fokin' Dirk and Sybil telling me to keep GroBBy on the bench and he gets 6 & 8 points there the last two games.

I didn't tell you to keep anyone anywhere, as you know.

Surely Lampard is done for now?