Thread: The Premier League 2022/2023

Originally Posted by harrybarracuda

Sky say the P45 bomber is circling over Lampard.

The P45 has dropped the bomb

Originally Posted by david44

I think the actual original scouse was

"I can't be Frank but toffee stuck to the bottom again Laaaar"

No, it means he's waiting for Usmanov to tell him.

Bielsa on the Toffee radar apparently.

Championship experience.

Conte says of the tiny totts: "I think we have to be dreamers".

Can't say I disagree with him.

Sean Dyche is good at performing miracles on a shoe string.

Even club legends Rooney and Duncan Fergusson are in the running.

They shouldn't rush into anything before next season

"I will do absolutely everything I can to keep Everton in this league.” - Arnaut Danjuma

"It's amazing to sign for Spurs. I'm very delighted to be here" - Also Arnaut Danjuma

Symptomatic of the Goodison omnishambles.

They're going to have to pay Bielsa one huge wedge up front to risk this.

Originally Posted by cyrille

Symptomatic of the Goodison omnishambles.

They're going to have to pay Bielsa one huge wedge up front to risk this.

With an airtight exit clause

Maybe OGS in the summer to get them back to the PL.


Already has a mansion within commuting distance.


Can show them videos of him scoring against Liverpool instead of team-talks.

Sky reckon Everton interviewed Dyche and Bielsa and have hired Dyche.

Perhaps they didn't have any of those mini stools.

They also reckon Arsenal bid 60m for the Seagulls' midfielder Caicedo and got knocked back.

I hope so, i but £40 on Dyche @ 13/8 for a bit of fun

Originally Posted by harrybarracuda

Sky reckon Everton interviewed Dyche and Bielsa and have hired Dyche.

Perhaps they didn't have any of those mini stools.

They also reckon Arsenal bid 60m for the Seagulls' midfielder Caicedo and got knocked back.

Dyche is a decent shout. It won't be pretty, but prettiness is not what they need at the moment.

Big Sam can step away from the phone now.

I can see Brighton holidng out for a bidding war in the summer for Caicedo.

Originally Posted by Joe 90

Sean Dyche is good at performing miracles on a shoe string.

You heard it here first.

Adios!

Ay up, Ciz is sozzled on Cheers beer again.

Looks like Chelski are buying an entire new team for next year.

Chelsea have signed Lyon right-back Malo Gusto for £26.3m, with the 19-year-old spending the rest of the season back in France on loan.

^ lets hope they buy that Brighton bloke Caicedo

Originally Posted by harrybarracuda

Looks like Arsenal are getting Jorginho for 12m on an 18 month contract. Presumably as cover for Partey. I'm OK with that.

me too

Eriksen is out for three months. There goes what little creativity the Moaners had.

No doubt they will be faxing furiously today.

Originally Posted by harrybarracuda

Looks like Arsenal are getting Jorginho for 12m on an 18 month contract.
Presumably as cover for Partey. I'm OK with that.

Originally Posted by malmomike77

me too

They bought your Mudryk and got you to fund part of it by offloading to you their sluggish veteran Jorginho

You could only afford Brighton's reject too. Cockney paupers

Originally Posted by Reg Dingle

You could only afford Brighton's reject too. Cockney paupers

Banked for when Utd lose one of only two good players they have