^So they've made the final more than once have they? Have they fuck, and this shambolic campaign will be no different
I may not know a lot about girlie fucking soccer (besides knowing England are shite, obviously) but I do know this WC will play out in the well rehearsed manner England have perfected.
1/ The squad set off for foreign shores with a nation of supporters all full of piss and vinegar.
2/ There'll be heart-in-mouth moments galore during the group stages against teams with players that have to get straight back to their day jobs after the WC.
3/ England will win a few games against these minnows by 3 or 4 goals, at which time the #itscominghome bullshit will really kick into high gear
4/ Suddenly, England will find themselves on the park with a team that can play the game.
5/ Southgate joins Woy, Wally with a Brolly, and Pratt with a Hat at taking the blame because the players are all overpaid useless fucks.
6/ All eyes to the calendar looking for the next meaningful event England can capitulate in, #itscominghome gets rolled out for the 50th fucking time only for nothing to come home, again
France, Argentina, and then Brazil 'aye? England would be in all 3 games right up until the National anthems.
But don't believe me because I don't really know much about sport apparently, get large amounts of money on England @ 7/1 before they start playing and shorten up to being worthy tournament favourites. Think how much fun you'll have after the final telling me how little I know about soccer, and you'll be rolling in free betting money to boot!
Have you overdosed on fish n chips?
^I'm not one of the retards here thinking England can win this WC, so no. What drugs are you guys taking though, that's the real question here
Why tf do you care so passionately is the real question here.
^Because I wear double-denim, eat nothing but English food, and am fat. Actually, none of that is even remotely true but you deserve an honest answer.
Have you ever driven past a car crash?...
Qatar to go farther than England.
I'll have £100 double on Harry Kane to get the golden boot and England to win!
#itscominghome
I really want an opportunity to sing this at the world cup...
And this...
AND THIS!!!!
#itscominghome
^^ I thought Headworx sounded a bit out of tune on the last one, Joe?
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