Seattle Seahawks are shite!

**Joe 90** · 02-10-2021, 05:22 AM

The Miami Dolphins travel all the way across the damn continent to face the Payless back-to-school, generic sneakers-looking Seattle Seahawks this Sunday. You probably don't know much about the Seahawks because they basically play in Russia, but they are the worst, and you really should consider hating them. A lot.

Why you might ask, should you hate a team that plays in a city best known for fish markets, coffee shops, and grunge bands? Let us steer you in the right direction, so when the Seahawks and Dolphins play this weekend, your cold, black, loveless, hateful heart is in the right place.

Pete Carroll looks like Willy Wonka, and he chews gum like Violet. He looks like Ellen Degeneres dressed up like a Seattle Seahawks coach for Halloween. If you squint your eyes, Peter Carroll looks an old, douchey Eleven from Stranger Things. He looks like Sue Sylvester took the role of a football coach.

As a coach with the Jets, he once taunted Pete Stoyanovich after he missed an extra point that would have tied the game (then, Dan Marino got the ball back and won the game). Down four with a minute left in Super Bowl XLIX, he THREW THE BALL OUT OF THE SHOTGUN FROM THE ONE YARD LINE.

**bsnub** · 02-10-2021, 06:06 AM

Originally Posted by Joe 90

The Miami Dolphins travel all the way across the damn continent to face the Payless back-to-school, generic sneakers-looking Seattle Seahawks this Sunday.

Jeezus you are hammered.

The Seahawks do not even play the Dolphins this year.

**Joe 90** · 02-10-2021, 06:26 AM

Doesn't matter, the original statement stands!

Seattle Seahawks Are Shite

**bsnub** · 02-10-2021, 06:28 AM

Chitty is on a drunk shit posting rampage.

Seattle Seahawks are shite!-drunk-fall-down-gif

**Joe 90** · 02-10-2021, 06:31 AM

Try and be a bit more imaginative, I was hoping for some banter tonight not the same gif.

FAIL MARY

**aging one** · 02-10-2021, 07:23 AM

Chitty,

This is when you really blow it. WTF, go to bed. Get out of the MLB thread with your snub stalking as well. Thought you were going to try to get off the sauce? You should.

**sabang** · 02-10-2021, 07:38 AM

How about them Mets

**cyrille** · 02-10-2021, 07:41 AM

Originally Posted by bsnub

Jeezus you are hammered.

The Seahawks do not even play the Dolphins this year.

Surely you can’t believe he’s capable of typing that op?

**Joe 90** · 02-10-2021, 07:42 AM

Originally Posted by sabang

How about them Mets

NAH fook them, Steelers!!!

**cyrille** · 02-10-2021, 07:43 AM

Originally Posted by Joe 90

NAH fook them, Steelers!!!

He couldn’t even get that right.

**Joe 90** · 02-10-2021, 07:45 AM

Originally Posted by cyrille

He couldn’t even get that right.

Are you a Steelers or Shitehawks man Ciz?

**cyrille** · 02-10-2021, 07:47 AM

Nobody in their right mind wants to watch those panty hose-clad idiots, twitty.

**Joe 90** · 02-10-2021, 07:49 AM

Originally Posted by cyrille

Nobody in their right mind wants to watch those panty hose-clad idiots, twitty.

I concur, you're not a total Cockwomble.

Goodnight

**harrybarracuda** · 02-10-2021, 11:56 AM

Looks like chitty had the full bottle of Leo.

**Joe 90** · 18-10-2021, 02:18 AM

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**Edmond** · 18-10-2021, 02:29 AM

Originally Posted by harrybarracuda

Looks like chitty had the full bottle of Leo.

For lunch, apparently.

Go Chitty!

**bsnub** · 18-10-2021, 03:57 AM

Originally Posted by Edmond

For lunch, apparently.

Is he ever sober?

**Saint Willy** · 19-10-2021, 04:41 AM

Rarely

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