Thread: Teakdoor Fantasy Football League 2021/22

I did mine on the run yesterday (I was on holiday and had a flight to catch) and stupidly picked Martial over Greenwood after listening to Ole bigging him up during the week.

In fact, I only had one forward who played the full game, but Bruuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuno kept it decent for me (I also had Watkins at Villa who was injured).

Not a bad start all in all.

Well, one’s a cousin I’ve never met. One’s my uncle, who visits Thailand frequently but doesn’t need to be on here, another hasn’t lived here for years and the other has never been here.

So let’s not.

I had Watkins, Calvert-levin, Robertson, Kane and one other all injured when I had a quick check before the deadline. Got my team changed with a minute to spare.

Lots of Salah captains in the TD League. Fernandes needs another stormer.

Originally Posted by armstrong

Lots of Salah captains in the TD League. Fernandes needs another stormer.

Stuck Grealish in as the Big C.

Quite possible they'll spank Norwich good and proper, especially after last week. Wonder Boy has the skill and something to prove.

It’s working for you.

I made 2 changes so I’m down 4 points already.

Ffs, why did I bench Grealish.

Who did you put on?

I don't pick City or Liverpool players, nevermind make the cnuts captain.


Which is pretty much why I'm currently just above the relegation places.

Originally Posted by Joe 90

Ffs, why did I bench Grealish.

Sometimes you look at Chitty and just......


....I dunno.....




...wonder.

Originally Posted by Edmond

Sometimes you look at Chitty and just......


....I dunno.....




...wonder.

Norwich at home too.

At least we know he won't be buying Kane either if he eventually turns up there.

Originally Posted by dirk diggler

Who did you put on?

I took a -8 hit to get Fernandes as captain for this week.

Goes against the grain but fvck it, that's why I only scored 2100 last season instead of 2300.

I did go all season without a Manure player.

Originally Posted by Joe 90

I did go all season without a Manure player.

Last time we did this, Liverpool won the league, City were 2nd and I finished in the CL places (3rd) despite not picking any of the 'orrible fuckers for the entire season.

Sir Hallex Ferguson is in the bahn.

Originally Posted by Edmond

Sometimes you look at Chitty and just......


....I dunno.....




...wonder.

Could be worse, I could have used my wildcard and got 20points total whist taking a break from the Solihull to Smethwick bus route

Fok Chelsea look good.

Or Arsenal look....

Brilliant second goal.


Anybody else wanna rejig their team with players worth a total of around 250 mill?

Originally Posted by Joe 90

I took a -8 hit to get Fernandes as captain for this week.

.

Ouch....

Another disastrous week

Originally Posted by Joe 90

Could be worse, I could have used my wildcard and got 20points total whist taking a break from the Solihull to Smethwick bus route

Anyone can have a bad week - his team looks pretty good.

There's the difference.

Yours looks like you picked it with a blindfold on.

Or pissed off your tits.

Benching Grealish at home to Norwich?

Second on the bench, too.

I got an above average score this week, it's a marathon not a sprint.

I'll be giving Jofrey a run for his money soon enough.

I try to do things differently and not go with the pack picking Salah as captain

Originally Posted by Joe 90

I try to do things differently

Like - stupidly?

You should join the TD league Cyrille..

Btw you're only 2 points ahead of me this week and I've still got Pereira to play tomorrow.

Leaving Bisousma on your bench was a stroke of genius, 3rd sub as well

Lay of the Cheers beer

Antonio as captain.

Is that Flouncy Dilly Huffy Puff I see sneaking in there.

Originally Posted by dirk diggler

Yeah I fucked up and put the wrong league code on fb and when I fixed it 20 mins later there was a few already slipped in.

Originally Posted by dirk diggler

Can’t seem to log in right now but maybe you can remove them as you will be admin?

Yup. Only posters confirming themselves on this thread should be allowed in the league.

Originally Posted by Joe 90

You should join the TD league Cyrille..

Btw you're only 2 points ahead of me this week and I've still got Pereira to play tomorrow.

Leaving Bisousma on your bench was a stroke of genius, 3rd sub as well

Lay of the Cheers beer

Fuck me, are you competing with yourself to post the dumbest/most arseholed post TD has ever seen? Looking for a sort of ‘Personal Worst’?

Gonna have to do a Dilly and Wild Card it on Week 3 once Ronaldo is available at 20 million.


Ronnie, Bruno and thirteen 4.5 million Chittys should win it.


Those two are gonna bag more goals and assists between them than half the teams in the PL. *gets a bit overly excited, may not become fact*