Thread: The Premier League 2021/22

Originally Posted by harrybarracuda

Martin Keown is reading my fucking mind!

When Martin Keown is reading your mind...

Originally Posted by Edmond

Fokin' ell, this is like some sort of human right's violation video on Live Leak.

Not sure if you're drinking more these days, or have just never really made sense.

Why was Arteta given the job in the first place?

He looked kind of cool?

And used to play for them?

He certainly does that, ol' lego-head.

I suppose they might have hoped he'd know Citeh's weak spots, too.

Well that's been blown out of the water.

Originally Posted by cyrille

I suppose they might have hoped he'd know Citeh's weak spots, too.

Well that's been blown out of the water.

He might know them but doing anything about it seems to be his weak spot.

Actually doing anything managerial seems to be his weak spot.

I wonder if young Josh is in town?

Originally Posted by Edmond

Fokin' ell, this is like some sort of human right's violation video on Live Leak.

Originally Posted by cyrille

Not sure if you're drinking more these days, or have just never really made sense.

Translation for OAPs: They're getting rogered without lube.

Arsenal bottom with 0 points -9 GD after 3 games.

Originally Posted by Edmond

Translation for OAPs

You really are at your most insufferably tedious tonight.

Compliment noted, and thanked.

Bottom of the league, already in a relegation battle and yet to score a goal.

Wenger out!

If they'd have gotten him back in they'd probably be better off.



Could poach Vieira off Palace, but... would he move down?

And they've spent the most money

Shouldn't really celebrate another 5-0 thumping of a Sunday League team but...

Bet ya he benched Torres in his FF team.

I'm doing ok this week for a bleeding change.

Wolves this season:

57 shots, 0 goals.

Originally Posted by hallelujah

Wolves this season:

57 shots, 0 goals.

So... similar to Chitty's chat-up record.

Originally Posted by Edmond

So... similar to Chitty's chat-up record.

...or cooking photos. I'm sure the dog would disagree though.

Spurs have won every game, Arsenal have lost every game. Spurs have not conceded, Arsenal have not scored.

This is the first time in top-flight history, Tottenham Hotspur will end the day top at the same time as Arsenal ending the day bottom of the table.

Ouch.

Originally Posted by cyrille

Right, so do we all agree that Chelsea will be champions and Lukaku player of the year?

Three games in, players still finding fitness etc, but this is the wise bet at the moment (we all remember how poor City were for the first two months of last year though).

City lack a centre forward, which will come back to haunt them when they're not playing relegation fodder like Arsenal, United need an upgrade on Fred (when Mctominay isn't there) and I'm not sure Liverpool have the squad depth.

Early days, but that's where my money is.

Spurs have won every game, Arsenal have lost every game. Spurs have not conceded, Arsenal have not scored.

This is the first time in top-flight history, Tottenham Hotspur will end the day top at the same time as Arsenal ending the day bottom of the table.

Sounds like another tiny totts commemorative DVD is coming.

Aren't Arsenal filming a documentary this season? Like the one spurs did.

Originally Posted by armstrong

Aren't Arsenal filming a documentary this season?

Sounds like there's a punchline.



Ah yes, it will be the doco.

I still remember how Zoltan Gera messed up ‘Being: Liverpool’ by crashing a half volley in off the bar from 20 yards in the final installment.

It was a miracle Rogers career survived the whole horrible debacle. The massive portrait of him in his own living room was Partridgesque.

Nowadays they are all done with the clubs having final say on what makes the cut.