Thread: The Premier League 2021/22

So Arsenal rapid test everyone before training, and Ben White missed training yesterday.

FFS.

Right, so do we all agree that Chelsea will be champions and Lukaku player of the year?

Originally Posted by cyrille

Right, so do we all agree that Chelsea will be champions and Lukaku player of the year?

Based on them beating the current Arsenal?

I think you have to wait for Wednesday to get a line of form.

Originally Posted by harrybarracuda

Based on them beating the current Arsenal?

Christ, no.

Did I nominate Brentford and Toney for the aforementioned accolades?

Originally Posted by cyrille

Christ, no.

Did I nominate Brentford and Toney for the aforementioned accolades?

No, but by your logic you should do.

What logic are you referring to?

It was a question asked to stimulate conversation.

'Is Harriet a Cock?' definitely wouldn't have worked as well.

Originally Posted by cyrille

What logic are you referring to?

It was a question asked to stimulate conversation.

'Is Harriet a Cock?' definitely wouldn't have worked as well.

"Is sybille a fucking idiot" might work.

Originally Posted by harrybarracuda

"Is sybille a fucking idiot" might work.

Agreed.

There might be some disagreement.

Something to discuss.

You had a bit of a 'fluke moment' there, possibly.

Originally Posted by cyrille

Agreed.

There might be some disagreement.

Something to discuss.

You had a bit of a 'fluke moment' there, possibly.

Must have been spawned by your socal moment.

Ladies... ladies.


It's fair to assume that everybody thinks that you're both idiot cockheads.

Originally Posted by Edmond

everybody thinks...

Always a wise way to start, that.

Especially with you as umpire.

Let's move on.

Harriet, the Fonz's step-mother just missed a gag.

No biggie.

Originally Posted by cyrille

Always a wise way to start, that.

I didn't start with that.

I started with:

"Ladies... ladies.


It's fair to assume that..."



We want a shitfest. We want a shitfest.


Next Saturday is well set up. Arsenal are gonna get splanked good n proper away to Man City.

Lukaku and Kai Hatz are gonna make Chelsea favourites for the title beating Liverpool at Anfield.

Man United away to Wolves on Sunday, hopefully without a clash of orange home shirts and bright yellow away shorts.

I'll admit, it's good to see Pogba back.

Hoping that more observant and eloquent types than you can explain what's changed.

Would you like a free 30 day sub to 'The Athletic'?

It's good stuff, but your attention might wander as none of it's about you.

You're quite useful on shirt colours though, tbf.

He was fucking quality last weekend, though.

Originally Posted by cyrille

it's good to see Pogba back.

Hoping that more observant and eloquent types than you can explain what's changed.

We all know it's the blue hair stripe.

Originally Posted by cyrille

He was fucking quality last weekend, though.

Ole did what you do with players of such quality. Tell them they're free to play how they want.

Originally Posted by cyrille

You're quite useful on shirt colours though, tbf.

My sister's currently sending over their new training kit.



Would have been impolite to say don't bother.

Originally Posted by Edmond

My sister's currently sending over their new training kit.



Would have been impolite to say don't bother.

Is it supposed to give camouflage if you need to blend in with a used tampon ?

Training in it would be one thing.

But wearing it when sitting on the bench like Martial was last weekend.

It definitely reinforces the hierarchy.

"Look at me Antony ... not dressed like a Raspberry Ripple".

Originally Posted by malmomike77

Is it supposed to give camouflage if you need to blend in with a used tampon ?

...

60 yoyos it cost too.

The home kit is apparently 90.


Woulda sent over the other 30 if I had known.

Originally Posted by Edmond

..

60 yoyos it cost too.

The home kit is apparently 90.


Woulda sent over the other 30 if I had known.

Umm...that might need some work.

I haven't studied maths in around 20 years, but I'm pretty sure the difference between 60 quid and 90 quid is 30 quid.

Originally Posted by cyrille

Right, so do we all agree that Chelsea will be champions and Lukaku player of the year?

Carragher and Neville have both gone for City.

Shearer and Wright on MOTD both went for Chelsea.

If City get Kane, I don't think they can be touched.

Carragher thinks United will finish 4th and be the biggest underachievers.

West Ham for top four?

Originally Posted by harrybarracuda

Based on them beating the current Arsenal?

I think you have to wait for Wednesday to get a line of form.

Originally Posted by PAG

That's actually one thing we don't have to worry about.

The fans keep their season tickets so they can go to the ground and fucking moan.

Kane says "I will be staying at Tottenham this summer".

Which is a bit fucking weird.

So that's him gone in the January transfer window then.