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    The UEFA Club Competitions Thread 2020/2021

    The tiny totts have to go all the way to Bulgaria (chortle).

    Rangers go to Gibraltar.

    Hibs are at home to some Hungarians, Motherwell away to an N.I. team, Aberdeen away in Norway.

    And Shamrock Rovers have an easy tie against some Italian no-hopers, AC Milan or something.

    Second qualifying round ties: 17 September

    Champions Path

    Inter Escaldes (AND) vs Dundalk (IRL)
    KuPS (FIN) vs Slovan Bratislava (SVK)
    Linfield (NIR) vs Floriana (MLT)
    Riga (LVA) vs Tre Fiori (SMR)
    Djurgĺrden (SWE) vs Europa (GIB)
    Flora Tallinn (EST) vs KR Reykjavík (ISL)
    Sileks (MKD) vs Drita (KOS)
    Astana (KAZ) vs Budućnost Podgorica (MNE)
    Ararat-Armenia (ARM) vs Fola Esch (LUX)
    Connah's Quay Nomads (WAL) vs Dinamo Tbilisi (GEO)

    Main Path


    Hammarby (SWE) vs Lech (POL)
    Kaysar Kyzylorda (KAZ) vs APOEL (CYP)
    Nőmme Kalju (EST) or Mura (SVN) vs AGF Aarhus (DEN)
    Maccabi Haifa (ISR) or Željezničar (BIH) vs Kairat Almaty (KAZ)
    Locomotive Tbilisi (GEO) vs Dynamo Moskva (RUS)
    Neftçi (AZE) vs Galatasaray (TUR)
    B36 Tórshavn (FRO) vs TNS (WAL)
    Coleraine (NIR) vs Motherwell (SCO)
    IFK Göteborg (SWE) vs Copenhagen (DEN)
    Bačka Topola (SRB) vs FCSB (ROU)
    Teuta (ALB) vs Granada (ESP)
    OFI Crete (GRE) vs Apollon Limassol (CYP)
    Progrčs (LUX) vs Willem II (NED)
    Viking (NOR) vs Aberdeen (SCO)
    Bala Town (WAL) vs Standard Ličge (BEL)
    Sfintul Gheorghe Suruceni (MDA) vs Partizan (SRB)
    CSKA-Sofia (BUL) vs BATE Borisov (BLR)
    Botoşani (ROU) vs Shkëndija (MKD)
    Lokomotiv Plovdiv (BUL) vs Tottenham (ENG)
    Laç (ALB) vs Hapoel Beer-Sheva (ISR)
    Aris (GRE) vs Kolos Kovalivka (UKR)
    Budapest Honvéd (HUN) vs Malmö (SWE)
    Ventspils (LVA) vs Rosenborg (NOR)
    Riteriai (LTU) vs Slovan Liberec (CZE)
    Lincoln Red Imps (GIB) vs Rangers (SCO)
    Servette (SUI) vs Reims (FRA)
    Borac Banja Luka (BIH) vs Rio Ave (POR)
    Renova (MKD) vs Hajduk Split (CRO)
    Olimpija Ljubljana (SVN) vs Zrinjski (BIH)
    Kukës (ALB) vs Wolfsburg (GER)
    Dunajská Streda (SVK) vs Jablonec (CZE)
    Piast Gliwice (POL) vs Hartberg (AUT)
    Osijek (CRO) vs Basel (SUI)
    Shamrock Rovers (IRL) vs AC Milan (ITA)
    Hibernians (MLT) vs Fehérvár (HUN)
    Bodř/Glimt (NOR) vs Žalgiris Vilnius (LTU)


    • This season all qualifying ties will be single-leg matches behind closed doors, with extra time and a penalty shoot-out if required. Winners advance to the UEFA Europa League third qualifying round.

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    You need a throat full of phlegm to pronounce most of those.

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    Quote Originally Posted by harrybarracuda View Post
    Shamrock Rovers (IRL) vs AC Milan (ITA)
    Jaysus.


    Zlatan off to the scumbag Tallagh Hoops. Let's hope Pirlo is as good at management as he was at penalties when facing Hart.

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    Are Celtic not in the Europa League now?

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    They're in Q1 of the CL, along with Dundalk, and Kjgrtzarkergk.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Edmond View Post
    They're in Q1 of the CL, along with Dundalk, and Kjgrtzarkergk.
    No they're not, they got knocked out by Ferencvacos.

    This is just the second qualifying round.

    After this, there is a third qualifying round.

    And then finally a Play-off round.

    Arsenal were just destined to win the FA Cup and put the tiny totts through all this shit.

    Either that or Chelski and the Plastics hate them too.


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    Quote Originally Posted by harrybarracuda View Post
    No they're not, they got knocked out by Ferencvacos.

    This is just the second qualifying round.

    After this, there is a third qualifying round.

    And then finally a Play-off round.

    Arsenal were just destined to win the FA Cup and put the tiny totts through all this shit.

    Either that or Chelski and the Plastics hate them too.

    What round are you in, Harry?

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    Quote Originally Posted by hallelujah View Post
    What round are you in, Harry?

    We're straight in H. We won a trophy, remember?

    Even the Plastics managed one.


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    Quote Originally Posted by harrybarracuda View Post
    knocked out by Ferencvacos
    The Ferenc Vacos!



    Quote Originally Posted by harrybarracuda View Post
    Ararat-Armenia (ARM) vs Fola Esch (LUX)
    Connah's Quay Nomads (WAL) vs Dinamo Tbilisi (GEO)
    Do thee guys meet in some sort of biker gangland war if they win or what.

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    Quote Originally Posted by harrybarracuda View Post
    We're straight in H. We won a trophy, remember?

    Even the Plastics managed one.

    You must be well pleased avoiding the qualifiers for the UEFA Cup. Well done you!

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    Quote Originally Posted by hallelujah View Post
    You must be well pleased avoiding the qualifiers for the UEFA Cup. Well done you!

    Absolutely.


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    I'm racking my brains but I just can't remember. What trophy was it you won this year H?




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    Quote Originally Posted by harrybarracuda View Post
    I'm racking my brains but I just can't remember. What trophy was it you won this year H?



    Stay tuned, Harry. Ole's at the wheel.

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    Quote Originally Posted by hallelujah View Post
    Stay tuned, Harry. Ole's at the wheel.
    So around January when the next manager arrives then.

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    Quote Originally Posted by harrybarracuda View Post
    when the next manager arrives then.
    October 23rd 2019.

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    Are you time travelling Ed?

    Do you want the October 2019 Lottery numbers?

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    Quote Originally Posted by harrybarracuda View Post
    So around January when the next manager arrives then.
    Quote Originally Posted by Edmond View Post
    October 23rd 2019.
    Quote Originally Posted by harrybarracuda View Post
    Are you time travelling Ed?

    I'd been reading back.


    2019:

    Quote Originally Posted by harrybarracuda View Post
    Maybe he'll be free when you'll looking for a new manager in October then.
    Quote Originally Posted by harrybarracuda View Post
    OGS will keep his job until the mickey mousers dissect his team on October 20th.
    Quote Originally Posted by harrybarracuda View Post
    In fact I predict that OGS will be gone on October 21st.

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    The lad's done great etc.

    And the owners haven't panicked - yet.

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    You walked right into that trap, H.

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    Quote Originally Posted by hallelujah View Post
    You walked right into that trap, H.
    Why? He's right in what he said. And I complemented Solskjaer on his efforts in thwarting my expectations.

    What more do you want?



    P.S. Who's going to argue with someone who puts in that much work reading old posts.


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    Sept. 2020


    So now Neymar has the Ol' Co-Co, along with Pogba.



    No one predicted that.

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    Why couldn't they have just gone for a quiet week in Wales with the wife and kids like the English lads?

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    Champions League Draw is on live although their still doing their usual bollocks of dragging it out.

    Facetubegram says it's on in 8 mins.


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    Man City in a group of teams with no vowels?

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    United out in the group stages

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