Thread: The English Premier League 2020/2021

Originally Posted by Burnt Toast

That nonce, nanny state loving British prime minister Boris Johnson will probably shut the whole season down soon to show whose ze boss.
He can't let the proletariat have any innocent pleasures. He'll shut everything down except garden centres selling platic gnomes.
I think it's only gone on for so long because the players are bending the knee to his beloved cultural Marxists diversity, before every game and wearing  rainbow laces to support the..

Oh look, it's a token member of the looney left.

^

You're so rabidly right wing that you might even be serious.

In fact it looks more like 'Blue' or 'Mike 1-2Call'.

Well, it looks like things are going to cave in again, sadly.

Yes, Fulham infected, and now we've got more cases thanks to Walker and the rest of those useless plastic c u n t s.

YoYo wankers new Messiah Big Sam is calling for a circuit break to save his season

Originally Posted by Joe 90

YoYo wankers new Messiah Big Sam is calling for a circuit break to save his season

Just keep Kyle Walker away from diseased whores.

Welly welly well well, wot's goin' on ere then.

Man Utd 3 points off the top with a game in 'and.

Liverscum at odds n ends, can't buy three points.

OGS and United to be top of the table come mid-end January?

Originally Posted by harrybarracuda

Just keep Kyle Walker away from diseased whores.

Yeah, I was gonna say...I don't think they were either plastic or useless.

Originally Posted by harrybarracuda

now we've got more cases thanks to Walker and the rest of those useless plastic c u n t s.

Probably difficult to avoid around those parts, though.

Burnley vs Fulham match postponed after more positive Covid-19 cases

Eze.

Sign him up Sir Ole.

Spurs 3-0 Leeds

Glenn Hoddle and the other commentator were raving about how wonderful Leeds are and how refreshing they are.

Yeah, getting battered 6-2, 3-0, 4-1 etc because the manager is too stubborn to change his approach every now and then.

Wonderful indeed.

Sky Sports presenter at half time of Newcastle and Leicester to Keane:

"Did you enjoy that Roy?"

"No, it's been dreadful."

City are looking good. Very good in fact.

Now 3-0.

Worryingly good.

Liverpool's FA Cup third round tie against Aston Villa has been postponed after an outbreak of COVID-19 at the midlands club. News broke on Thursday afternoon that Villa had taken the decision to close down their training ground after a large number of players and staff returned positive coronavirus tests.

Correction: Might be still on depending on the results of tests.

Aston Villa will field a youth team in their FA Cup clash with Liverpool after coronavirus swept through the senior squad.
No first-team players will take part in the third-round game at Villa Park and boss Dean Smith will not manage the side on Friday, the PA news agency understands.

Assistants John Terry, Craig Shakespeare and Richard O’Kelly will also not be at the match, with no individual in the senior bubble involved.
Under-23s coach Mark Delaney, who played for Villa between 1999 and 2007, will take the side which will be made up of Under-18 and Under-23 players.
The youth squads and staff have been tested but they will need to be negative when the results come back on Friday to feature.
The youngsters train in a different area to the first team at Bodymoor Heath so have not come into contact with them, but if there is a further raft of positive tests the game will almost certainly be called off.
Villa were forced to shut the training ground on Thursday after confirming a large number of players and staff had contracted Covid-19.

It really does show the magic of the FA Cup.



Better to get knocked out than postpone it.

Remind me who Villa played a week ago?

Yeah, interesting point.

Always so many of those when TD folk gather to discuss football.

Oh and remind me, how did they do at your place?

Originally Posted by cyrille

Oh and remind me, how did they do at your place?

Well they didn't give us the 'rona for a fucking start.

Originally Posted by harrybarracuda

Remind me who Villa played a week ago?

Fuck. This could derail our title bid.

Actually Dyche has a good idea. Vaccinate all the Premier league players and give the money they would have spent testing to the NHS.

Bruce reckons it's morally wrong to continue playing during the current crisis.

I couldn't disagree more; it's one of the few things people have to look forward to at the moment.

I understand that they got hit pretty hard, but we need football more than ever at a time like this.

Originally Posted by harrybarracuda

Actually Dyche has a good idea. Vaccinate all the Premier league players and give the money they would have spent testing to the NHS.

I think this is a good idea, but it would leave them open to accusations of "rich sportspeople jumping the queue" from some - hello Daily Mail - elements of the press.

I concur.


Marine v Spurs on Sunday is the match I'm looking forward to most this weekend.