World football thread.

[Edmond]

Republic of Ireland

Manager: Stephen Kenny.

Games: 6
Wins: 0
Win %: 0.00%


Is Graham Taylor still alive and available?

[panama hat]

Win %: 0.00%

Ouch . . . that's . . . not too good, is it.

[Edmond]

Bring back Niall Quinn and John Aldridge, that's what I say.

[hallelujah]

Manager: Stephen Kenny.

Win%: 0.00%

I've never heard of him. At least his win % can only get better though.

[Edmond]

^ Only ever managed in the League of Ireland.

Manager: Stephen Kenny.

Games: 6
Wins: 0
Win %: 0.00%

Make that:

Games: 7
Wins: 0
Win %: 0.00%

No goals in the last 6 matches.

[panama hat]

The Pumas ... Homes
Yikes

[Edmond]

Games: 7
Wins: 0
Win %: 0.00%

No goals in the last 6 matches.

Just wondering what the worst ever start for an international manager is.

Obviously some teams like Andorra, The Faroe Islands, New Zealand and Australia must have had some shocking runs, but reckon this lad could catch them.

[harrybarracuda]

Just wondering what the worst ever start for an international manager is.

Obviously some teams like Andorra, The Faroe Islands, New Zealand and Australia must have had some shocking runs, but reckon this lad could catch them.

I don't think the worst start is a thing, I mean you're going to get sacked eventually.

But the record is 86 consecutive defeats, which Andorra ended with a giantkilling victory over... San Marino.

[panama hat]

Obviously some teams like Andorra, The Faroe Islands, New Zealand and Australia must have had some shocking runs, but reckon this lad could catch them.

. . . to kick the big boy when he's down . . .

[Edmond]

the record is 86 consecutive defeats

Stephen Kenny: "Hold my Guinness."

[hallelujah]

Ecuador 6-1 Colombia 1 (on the back of Colombia 0-3 Uruguay the other day).


Spain 6-0 Germany.

Is ther room in Kenny's taxi for Queiroz and Low?

[helge]

Spain 6-0 Germany.

Biggest loss since 1931

[panama hat]

[harrybarracuda]

Biggest loss since 1931

Achtung!

[panama hat]

Achtung

Wichser

[harrybarracuda]

Wichser

No thanks, I don't eat German food.

[lom]

Wichser

No thanks, I don't eat German food.

They all say they don't but they all do..

[harrybarracuda]

They all say they don't but they all do..

I don't. It's all just sausages and pickled cabbage innit. Shit.

[panama hat]

'arry's turned into an East-Ender . . . oi, what's your game ven, eh guv?

They all say they don't but they all do..

They do, they do . . .

[Edmond]

Games: 7
Wins: 0
Win %: 0.00%

No goals in the last 6 matches.

Played: 8
Wins: 0
Win %: 0.00%

No goals in the last 7 games, 11 hours of playing.

Finished 2020 without a win.

Winless in a calendar year for the first time since, I don't know, seekingsausages was born, or summit.

[harrybarracuda]

Played: 8
Wins: 0
Win %: 0.00%

No goals in the last 7 games, 11 hours of playing.

Finished 2020 without a win.

Winless in a calendar year for the first time since, I don't know, seekingsausages was born, or summit.

There was one shot on target in the whole game, and that was from the opposition.

BUT they are making progress: They didn't lose and avoided relegation!

[harrybarracuda]

Well that fucking worked, didn't it.

Ireland's football manager is facing calls to be sacked today after MailOnline revealed he showed his players an anti-British 'propaganda' video featuring the 1916 Easter Rising and the Great Famine before the match with England at Wembley.

Stephen Kenny hoped the film played before kick-off last Thursday would motivate his team but they ended up getting thrashed by Gareth Southgate's side 3-0.

The three-minute video featured a section on the Easter Rising in 1916, where Irish republicans launched an armed rebellion later stopped by the British who executed 16 of the ringleaders in Dublin. Ireland gained independence in 1922.

[harrybarracuda]

[harrybarracuda]

[helge]

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