World football thread.

[Edmond]

5 up, this is hilarious

Every one bar me 3 Newcastle Fantasy Football players. Brilliant!

[harrybarracuda]

I think Lloris was taken off with shell shock.

[harrybarracuda]

Woohoo the tiny totts scored.

[cyrille]

How exciting, the baggies vs the mackems

It must be like watching the Gooners bottle it again.

Nowhere near as entertaining.

[harrybarracuda]

Yes, watching the baggies choke I did think of you wiping away the tears sybille.

And Sheffield United next?

[dirk diggler]

So who watched Aberdeen pump the rangers 2-0 last night for a comfortable win at 5/1 with a referee on the rangers payroll for 7 wins on the bounce?

Get it right fkn up ye.

World class goals too.

[Edmond]

^ He's gonna do a Ronaldinho and claim he meant the first one.

[harrybarracuda]

So who watched Aberdeen pump the rangers 2-0 last night for a comfortable win at 5/1 with a referee on the rangers payroll for 7 wins on the bounce?

Dun be daft, everyone knows all the refs in Scotland are SNP.

[dirk diggler]

How they vote has absolutely nothing to do with it.

The Rangers fans and associates should never be allowed to referee one of their games.

[harrybarracuda]

How they vote has absolutely nothing to do with it.

The Rangers fans and associates should never be allowed to referee one of their games.

Good luck finding one among all those SNP twats.

[harrybarracuda]

No bias from AFP then.

Barcelona thrash Atletico as Sevilla stun Villarreal

By AFP
April 25, 2023

BARCELONA: Ferran Torres’s strike helped Barcelona emerge from a recent slump to earn a 1-0 win over Atletico Madrid on Sunday in La Liga, taking a big step towards clinching their first title since 2019.

[dirk diggler]

Good luck finding one among all those SNP twats.

That plant you grew must have been some wicked shit.

[panama hat]

Barcelona thrash Atletico

1-0

Interesting definition of 'thrash'.

[hallelujah]

I recall calling this one a few months ago on here.

Jude Bellingham 'to join Real Madrid' as Liverpool transfer work continues - Liverpool Echo

Hal kn...you know the score by now.

[harrybarracuda]

You have to wonder what it will take for Football's governing bodies to realise that these cancerous, cheating clubs like Lance Armstrong FC, Barcelona and the Italian clubs still fighting for their stupid Euro Super League are destroying football.

There was an amusing scene in this week's Ted Lasso on that very subject.

[helge]

Lance Armstrong FC

I'm looking forward to seeing this brilliant invention of a nickname in hundreds of posts in the coming weeks.

Cause it so......brilliant

[harrybarracuda]

I'm looking forward to seeing this brilliant invention of a nickname in hundreds of posts in the coming weeks.

Cause it so......brilliant

Remind to explain what it means to you one day. You being a dumb scandihooligan retard and all, you probably don't even know who Lance Armstrong is.

[hallelujah]

Dortmund yesterday.

Fucking hell.

They made Arsenal look like novices at this bottling lark.

[panama hat]

It was theirs for the taking . . . and my team put up a valiant effort to rebuff Bayern . . . ok, we didn't.

[harrybarracuda]

A moment of excitement in the last remaining playoff final.

Barnsley had a man sent off early in the second half.

They will no doubt be trying their best to get to penalties.

[Edmond]

trying their best to get to penalties.

They succeeded.


Let's go again.

[harrybarracuda]

They succeeded.


Let's go again.

On my screen Sheffield Wednesday just scored the winner.

WTF are you watching?

[Edmond]

^^ Scratch that.

3 minutes into the 3rd minute of injury time at the end extra-time.


G'on Wednesday. And the always fantastically named Windass.

[harrybarracuda]

^^ Scratch that.

3 minutes into the 3rd minute of injury time at the end extra-time.


G'on Wednesday. And the always fantastically named Windass.

I was trying to remember which Windass scored a winner in a play off final and blow me if it's his dad who did it for Hull. Fat fucker he was too.

[Edmond]

Yeah, Dean Windass.


It's definitely a surname you remember.