World football thread.

[harrybarracuda]

It'll make a mockery of all the records that have been achieved previously, ridiculous.

Like "Number of years failing to qualify" for example.

[panama hat]

Klose being the World Cup's all time record goal scorer, thank you 7 goals against Saudi, Ecuador and Cameroon, should never be mocked.

He'd have whipped at least 25 past Burina Faso, Seychelles and Surinam

Like "Number of years failing to qualify" for example.

True

[Edmond]

Kalvo to start against the European Champions?

Despite not starting a PL game this season?


Klopp as Engo manager by the end of the summer.

[Reg Dingle]

^ Bet your Cinqucinquento on Donkey Kane breaking Rooney's record against those Pizza Niggers tonight.

Double it up with No Greaseball Goalscorer, as the dagos dont have any fit strikers available .

[Edmond]

People often post photos of funny, embarrassing, WTF, hairstyles from 30 years ago.


In 30 years people will be in hysterics over this:










That, and England still not having won anything since 1966.

[Reg Dingle]

GET IN THEREEEEEEEEEE!!!!


ITS COMING.....

[Reg Dingle]

How to make 10 quid in 10 minutes...

[Reg Dingle]

Pasta 0 Rice 1

[Reg Dingle]

Penalty coming up and Kanes record breaking goal with it

[Reg Dingle]

Yessssssssss!!!!!

Have that you cheating Itai kunts

[Reg Dingle]

Bet your Cinqucinquento on Donkey Kane breaking Rooney's record against those Pizza Niggers tonight.

.

Ooh Grealish you twat.

Should be 5-0 up

[Reg Dingle]

In 30 years people will be in hysterics over this:

[david44]

The red couch beckons

Rice one Cyrille,
sorry couldna resist,
I'll get my coat,
I think you would make a finer pundit than Lamps or Stevie

[harrybarracuda]

Well that's a surprising result, despite that manc idiot trying to fuck it up near the end.

It's amazing how a striker with no ambition at club level works so hard in an England shirt.

Why was Stones talking to Mancini? Fuck him.

[harrybarracuda]

I was impressed with the frog who can pronounce "West 'Am" properly.

Italy 0 - [1] England - Declan Rice 13' - Mar 24, 2023

[cyrille]

Silvio Berlusconi! Sophia Loren! Chairman Mao! Your boys took one helluva beating!

[Edmond]

In 30 years people will be in hysterics over this:


That, and England still not having won anything since 1966.

The funniest part is how excited the lil' fellas get during qualifying.


Kane this.... Foden that....



Comedy gold.

[cyrille]

The funniest part is how excited the lil' fellas get during qualifying.

Nah, the funniest part is England qualifying, and Italy & Ireland fuxing it up.

[Mendip]

I notice that Italy and Ireland are both bottom or their tables!

[Edmond]

Italy

Won 2 international tournaments in the last 20 years.

Ireland

Won 1 international tournament in the last 20 years.

England

Wo...... qualified for to take part in international tournaments in the last 20 years.

[Edmond]

The funniest part is how excited the lil' fellas get during qualifying.

I notice that Italy and Ireland are both bottom or their tables!

See.


Even Greece won an international tournament in the last 20 years. Greece!




England?

[cyrille]

This is what you do as a United fan too - post about the distant past only.

And it doesn't look like the Glazers are going anywhere.

[harrybarracuda]

And it doesn't look like the Glazers are going anywhere.

That would be great news.

[Reg Dingle]

[david44]

Silvio Berlusconi! Sophia Loren! Chairman Mao! Your boys took one helluva beating!

Brilliant our pedigree chum