World football thread.

[hallelujah]

Ahh, I see.

Just looking at the goals. The atmosphere is erm, yeah

Haaland...
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You didn't answer my question.

[Dillinger]

[Edmond]

Somebody's drunk and angry.


¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[hallelujah]

Too busy what a wanker Panama Hat is and that I coulda met the Thai French, brit hating twat..


What was the question. Its on the last page now


And wheres that thread i saw you call him a fraud like Jeff, then bow down because his wife hails from the same place as yours

And then offer to go for a drink with the wanker who spent most his time on here slagging off Brits.

The guy is a wanker of the highest order.

If he was a football fan he'd be singin Hillsboro songs in a Scouse accent

That Carlsberg's stronger than I thought.

My question was the first part of a joke, but you've ruined it now!

[helge]

PS. Who's the most unpopular person in the Borussia Moenchengladbach stadium

Ref ?

My question was the first part of a joke, but you've ruined it now!

Help

[hallelujah]

Ref ?

The fan who shouts "Give us a B...Give us an O...Give us an R..."

[helge]

Got it

(when my boy was in kindergarten, he proudly told me about a game of hide and seek, "And I counted to 160"

Boring kunt

[hallelujah]

Got it

Terrible, isn't it?

I love it.

[harrybarracuda]

FYI the hun footy is on BT Sport 1HD among others


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[Jack meoff]

The Dortmund v Schalke game was better than good.

[hallelujah]

The Dortmund v Schalke game was better than good.

Aye, I enjoyed it too, Jack. Dortmund were sehr gut.

That said, I'd watch a Teakdoor 11 kick it about at the moment. ;-)

[Chittychangchang]

What position would everyone play in a Teakdoor 11?

I'd play central defence...

Dill could be goalkeeper, nothing would get past him.
Jacko and Lulu up front attacking....

[Jack meoff]

Chitty, England v Scotland 96 channel 24

[Chittychangchang]

Chitty, England v Scotland 96 channel 24

I'll be lucky, all my televisions have been commandeered by the playstation generation.

[Jack meoff]

Not good enough Chitty.

Make them watch it its history.

[hallelujah]

What position would everyone play in a Teakdoor 11?

I'd play central defence...

Dill could be goalkeeper, nothing would get past him.
Jacko and Lulu up front attacking....

First things first, Dil would be the owner with a wallet that big.

You would indeed be centre back. You'd be the hatchet man - ala Norman bite yer legs Hunter - butchering centre forwards like you do your attempts at cooking.

Mao/Lulu/Edmond would be in the number 10 role. Been reinvented a number of times but comes back stronger on most occasions and works well with all his teammates.

Harry would be the midfielder to add the bite each week. Getting the job done week in week out, niggling the opposition and being a right pain in the arse. Somewhere between a David Batty and a Graeme Souness depending on your view of him.

Jack and Nammers would be one of Paul Merson/Tony Adams/Norman Whiteside. Pick your position, lads. Good in the pisscan stakes, but no Georgie Best...yet. Plus Jackie only shows his best on Sundays.

Cy would be Gary Nevile at right back. Speaks for itself really.

Betti would be the soft southern female physio. Our very own Eva Carneiro with a ponytail to suit.

Helge would be Jesper, Jesper Olsen, Jesper Olsen on the wing. A new Scandy arrival and still on the flanks at this time. Capable of good work but too often goes missing.

Naturally, I'd be Bryan Robson, surging through the middle or Paul Scholes/Eric Cantona providing the class and the goals.

And United would win. Every time.

[hallelujah]

P.S. Armstrong would be Delia Smith. Cheering on from the sidelines as Dil's co-owner in any one of a number of garish Norwich tops from the last 20 years.

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[Chittychangchang]

Gary Neville, what a gobshite!

Point of order, the team is called Teakdoor City.
None of this United mallarky

[hallelujah]

Gary Neville, what a gobshite!

I think my post is worthy of about 12 Lulu greens.



I was gonna pair our Irish Teddy Sheringham, Lulu, with Dil as the forum's Andy Cole.

Then I remembered the race issues.

[Chittychangchang]

Greens owed!
I reckon Dillinger should be manager on apar with Mike Bassett.
Armstrong can supply to pies at half time

[Mendip]

Coronavirus football: FC Seoul apologises for 'sex dolls' in stands



It is a challenge for sports leagues across the world - if play can only resume in empty stadiums, how can the atmosphere be improved?

However, not many clubs will be rushing to follow the example of FC Seoul.

The top-flight South Korean side has apologised after fans accused them of using sex dolls in the stands.

FC Seoul insisted they were "premium mannequins" rather than sex dolls - but did admit they came from a supplier that produces sex toys.

And some of the dolls were holding signs advertising sex websites - despite pornography being banned in South Korea.

Coronavirus football: FC Seoul apologises for 'sex dolls' in stands - BBC News

[Chittychangchang]

I bet Betty Boo alf inched one

[Dillinger]

[helge]

Helge would be Jesper, Jesper Olsen, Jesper Olsen on the wing. A new Scandy arrival and still on the flanks at this time. Capable of good work but too often goes missing.

I'm honoured

I'll promis to turn up for the 3. half

[hallelujah]

Dortmund 0-1 Bayern

That pretty much gives them their 127th consecutive title.