Thread: Football - Fantasy Premier League 19/20 - anybody up for it?

Today's top tip:

don't put any Norwich defenders in your team.

Originally Posted by Jack meoff

Shouldn't you of changed that when the team was announced or was your handbrake stuck on the wheelchair again?

got side tracked, the TV had a program that locked me into autism mode - only came to at 19.05, teach me to channel hop with my eyes open and look at the radio logo moving around the screen ffs - i'm going to get rid of the korean goggle box - reckon Kim's hacked it the fat fuker, couldn't decouple.

^Never mind got my Grealish haircut today

a reverse tonsure - gay fuker

get some UB40 on that handbrake mate.

you are a cock.

I'm not going to push you up and down soi 6 if you call me a cock again.

Originally Posted by Jack meoff

I'm not going to push you up and down soi 6 if you call me a cock again.

actually if you can do soi 4 to 6 via the cut through i have pipes to clear.

Next time going to hire one of those motorised chairs with dual controls.

Stephen Hawking didn't like the lack of independence got fed up with the rajah carpark and fookers driving him into tuktuks.

Jebus Saves has come hurtling out of the blocks with 37 from the first game and with his Captain (Kane) still to play...!!!

Closely followed by Dilley on 20 with the same captain still to play..

For me it was always 50:50 Kane or Auby and Salah or Sterling.... Looks like I may have fucked up.....

My only hope at these early stages is the Harry Kane August curse..I might swap with Auby in September ...

So dill’s theory that you’re betty is strengthened...

I got 33 points, unfortunately I had Pukki on the bench...

Jebus captained Salah.

Originally Posted by cyrille

Jebus captained Salah.

Aaah yes well spotted - I got a bit mixed up because the league hadn't been updated and I was checking individuals on the H2H....Thanks!

Originally Posted by cyrille

So dill’s theory that you’re betty is strengthened...

I am Jeremia joined 2009 - Nobody else.....

Who's that Archie Loafer lad I'm pasting?

Or is it another Luigi multi?

Originally Posted by Luigi

Who's that Archie Loafer lad I'm pasting?

Or is it another Luigi multi?

its the arse who's capt was sat on the subs bench and came on late to deliver a stunning whole two points

^ you were pre-warned on this thread he wasn't gonna start ya big dafty

Got a feeling I'm gonna regret not captaining Salah, like Luigi

to err is human , i've also played me wild card and bench boost- my bolt is getting shot.

Dill already being shat on in the H2H league.


No real surprise. To be honest.

We should probably stop the head-to-head league now and give out the prizes...



I'm not sure what's happening in the private classic league; there's seems to be a glitch in the system...

I think Lulu is Admin - you know what happened in TD when they gave him buttons and dials, he was like a kid with a fisher-price set.