Thread: Football - Fantasy Premier League 19/20 - anybody up for it?

The chips! The chips! You've gotta keep the chips for a double gameweek if you know what you're doing!

"Only simpletons use their wildcards early"

Only he could be 200 points off the lead and still handing out tips.

Originally Posted by Chittychangchang

The winning streak looks like continuing, although I have a slight conflict of interest tonight...


Use your free hit Betts and copy me, you'll finish second and i'll take top spot.
You know it makes sense, this leagues full of amateurs apart from us.
We have our finger on the pulse.

Great post, Chitty - best of this thread. But, what are "free hits"?

Its not hard to see why average is in second spot with you bunch of mongs

Originally Posted by Dillinger

His triple captain of Mane is gonna hurt. It has fucked Sid too

My choices since i peaked with Manager Of The Month in Dec and my £20 winnings have taken a header down the poop chute - sorry, CHitty's choices.

Originally Posted by Dillinger

"Only simpletons use their wildcards early"

Guilty

^ of soooooo many things...

Originally Posted by Dillinger

Its not hard to see why average is in second spot with you bunch of mongs

Harsh but fair...

But, I'm still schooling Dillys at the Wheel this week.

I am going to start using to Thai lottery numbers to select my transfer targets by shirt number.

^ heres one for you that you wont forget after this week....

Clickety click

Originally Posted by Dillinger

^ heres one for you that you wont forget after this week....
clickety click

I was listening to radio 5 live drive yesterday and they were talking about bingo. They are changing the old number calls to make them more socially appropriate and relevant to the Millennial and woke generations and so 88 is not longer Two Fat Ladies, it is now Will and fuking Kate. I despair. Anyway 66 is Pulling Tricks not Clickety Click.

Originally Posted by cyrille

The chips! The chips! You've gotta keep the chips for a double gameweek if you know what you're doing!

Originally Posted by Dillinger

"Only simpletons use their wildcards early"

Originally Posted by cyrille

Only he could be 200 points off the lead and still handing out tips.

Lil Ol' Lulu breaks his lil Flouncettes again.

Actually according to the Official FPL podcast it's proven that playing your freehit early statistically gets you more points than playing it later.

Post the opposite, simpletons go nuts.



For months and months.

Can I swap my free hit for a bench boost or triple team captain?
Asking for a friend..

Originally Posted by Luigi

simpletons

You do realise you are below Chitty in both h2h and the league, right Einstein?

Originally Posted by Chittychangchang

Can I swap my free hit for a bench boost or triple team captain?
Asking for a friend..

Can we do a swap? Your triple captain for a weekend with Chok Dee (nothing perverse, but you can walk him and enjoy his conversation).

You drive a hard deal Betts!
Unfortunately my triple captain was used earlier in the season to rip Lulu a new one in the h2h.

Do you like frozen pizza with baked beans?

A deal might still be struck before the end of the January transfer window

Originally Posted by Dillinger

You do realise you are below Chitty in both h2h and the league, right Einstein?

I'm only a 141pts behind you Dillmeister!!

The gap is closing quicker than Oles p45 at Old Trafford.

I still in theory have 4 players left to play this week

^

Originally Posted by Chittychangchang

You drive a hard deal Betts!
Unfortunately my triple captain was used earlier in the season to rip Lulu a new one in the h2h.

Do you like frozen pizza with baked beans?

A deal might still be struck before the end of the January transfer window

Not the baked beans, but the pizza sounds nice. Maybe a two hour trip to the bar with ChokDee; he has great banter.

City and Liverpool are both flying and Kane, Rashford and now Abraham are all injured.

My forward line is gonna be made up of Southampton, Watford and Leicester players at this rate.

Fucks sake.

Originally Posted by Bettyboo

Abraham will be back soon. Kane has always been shite at every version of football... World Cup wanker, imho...

Is your forwardline as bad as mine:



Two injured, one who has never been and will never be available which leaves me with a sole forward; a Southampton player...

Exactly the same. Ings had been scoring for fun until I picked him and Vardy got injured after 23 minutes the other night. Doh.

You should put a couple of Liverpool or City players in your forward line.

Personally speaking, I couldn't bring myself to do it.

^ Liverpool players are all good for midfield and defence as they are top points scorers - seems like their entire team are actually forwards...