Thread: Football - Fantasy Premier League 19/20 - anybody up for it?

Christ that was lucky, just thinking of getting Aboomerrang in me team, he's score but just been sent off. No chance of appeal on that one so out for 3.

Originally Posted by Dillinger

^ I think Armstrong forgot to press the Wildcard button

I made my 1 sub ages ago. And then I listened to an fpl podcast. I checked the h2h fixtures and then decided to write this week off so made more. I'm going for the long game...

Fooking Fleck has scored big on points 3 times this season, every other game 2pts!
I'm getting rid next week...grrr

Could be on for a double red rag h2h ripping this week!!!

If Aguero and KDB score well then Hals getting ripped a new one







Av it you slagggs!!!

Raking it it

Dilly and Hally given a wizards sleeve back to back

Dill had aguero captained so even without starting at -10 I would have got spanked.

^ Shrewd move

Just woke and checked the scores after losing faith with humanity and the humility of this game.

Lurinho was off to a fukkin flyer this week and his captaincy of Rashford looked a masterstroke. Then Rash gets pulled off on 59 minutes, a minute short of another two points, then I looked at Lu's bench and noticed Williams, who looks an absolute steal at 4 mill get an assist, then sky an absolute sitter...

And in the end Withnall ripped him a new one

Gotta love this game



And on his second wildcard too. I say second, he didnt use the first fucker

Originally Posted by Dillinger

Williams

Damn good value as yer 4m DF.

Will stick him in the starting line-up when playing at home against weaker teams. Always the chance for a clean-sheet and looks happy getting into dangerous positions for assists/shots (into row Z from 3 yards out. )

^ at least he gets in those positions, unlike that fat fuck Shaw. I don't see how he can be dropped now even though he's only 10 years old

Originally Posted by Dillinger

fat fuck Shaw.

What a disappointment his career turned out to be.


From being England's first-choice left back for the next decade, and the next Ashley Cole, to being Dillinger.

:/

Where did it all go wrong?

Originally Posted by Dillinger

Where did it all go wrong?

I have an idea, but you'd only go reporting me to Admin Nev again.

Saving that for next weeks crucification of Jebus

Who's got Rashford? Or Aboomerang, or Kane and is it worth getting Chitty's blond mate in?

Fuk me threeways til Sunday with a splintered bargepole, I'm playing the dreaded Average this week...

Originally Posted by NamPikToot

Who's got Rashford? Or Aboomerang, or Kane and is it worth getting Chitty's blond mate in?

Aguero back as el capitano

Bit of a b'stard that OG by Ferdiniho in the 90th.

^ You hacked me account again, put Grealish and Aurier on the bench losing me 11 points

I currently have Jebus nailed to the cross.....after giving him a four point head start too

His only salvation can come from a Pope clean sheet and a few penalty saves

I pressed the magic reset button for next week to see if it clears my Chitty problem.

A terrible terrible day of results, again... Why are my players so consistently shite???

Originally Posted by NamPikToot

^ You hacked me account again, put Grealish and Aurier on the bench losing me 11 points

It gets better, Vardy as Capt and misses a Pen so i'm currently doubling a zero score

Originally Posted by Dillinger

His only salvation can come from a Pope clean sheet and a few penalty saves

Shit. In trouble now

Cyrille will be seething

Need to start ditching my Lay sester players.

Originally Posted by hallelujah

Need to start ditching my Lay sester players.

Oh thank goodness Hal, i thought you may succumbed to your banana habit.

Fucking Jammy bastard Jebus has risen from the grave