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    Those making their way to the ground condemned the 'mindlessness' of the vandalism. "Why would you do that to somebody's house right next to the ground?," one asked.
    That's a bit of a tough one, give me some time to think about it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by harrybarracuda View Post

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    Counselling will be available for those wiped by Glazers

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    Imagine if that had happened to the Rashford mural?

    The culprit would have been locked up and shamed in the media by now...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Joe 90 View Post
    Imagine if that had happened to the Rashford mural?

    The culprit would have been locked up and shamed in the media by now...
    That's what happens when you put pictures of your plastic heroes up in a red city.

    Manchester is red. Always has been, always will be.

    You plastic Stockport wankers.

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    Dear Ms Halle Lulu

    we feel your pain

    Some resort to Yabba Dabba , homesexualisme or even becoming a murderator on a a Thai Forum, eschew all such balmy salves and stick to leo , self abuse and Lakorn your redeemer liveth it'll be a svelte lass in a City shirt who will relive your stress.

    "Mavis" OBloJoe an often 2B scene mincin' along canal street pre match just whistle Cheetyheety ad she'll cum running or on a bike for extra, PlanB apply Poy Sian or Vick vapor rub to the todger, stings like hell but takes yer mind orf a double hat trick humiliation doncha know?
    Quote Originally Posted by Latindancer View Post
    I just want the chance to use a bigger porridge bowl.

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    Quote Originally Posted by hallelujah View Post
    Manchester is red. Always has been, always will be.

    You plastic Stockport wankers


    Let the bitterness flow through you

    CITY, TEARING COCKNEYS APART AGAIN

    United broke a new record yesterday for the quickest evacuation of a football stadium

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    So Man United are playing Omonia tonight

    If you haven't heard of them they are a small team from just outside Manchester who got smashed by their noisy Neighbours on Sunday

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    full strength Utd squad, is ball bag trying to workout just how shite they are

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    The greatest club in the world are in action tonight - the mighty Manchester United.

    "The stadium could have been sold out 3 times over" said the Nicosia manager, Neil Lennon.

    Probably not something he would have had to say had your bunch of no-marks rolled into town.

    Enjoy, ladies.

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    Edwina knows the score.


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    ^^ ah i sense the glory glory days are returning..... day off tomorrow Hal, you should get on it before the weekend when they will face a real team

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    Quote Originally Posted by malmomike77 View Post
    full strength Utd squad, is ball bag trying to workout just how shite they are
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    ^^ ah i sense the glory glory days are returning..... day off tomorrow Hal, you should get on it before the weekend when they will face a real team
    Are you forgetting something, mate?

    Let me give you a clue. This is what happened when you played a real team.

    Manchester Utd-maxresdefault-jpg



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    Quote Originally Posted by Edmond View Post


    shouldn't you be watching shamrock rovers?

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    Quote Originally Posted by hallelujah View Post
    Are you forgetting something, mate?

    Let me give you a clue.

    Manchester Utd-maxresdefault-jpg


    you got neck ache yet looking up?

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    Quote Originally Posted by malmomike77 View Post
    day off tomorrow Hal, you should get on it before the weekend
    How do you know I've got a long weekend and have just cracked open a cold one after another hard day of telling people what they should be doing?

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    Quote Originally Posted by malmomike77 View Post
    you got neck ache yet looking up?
    We know that won't last once you start playing the proper teams again.

    Anyway, laptop off; telly and Robbie Savage on for the next 40 minutes!

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    Quote Originally Posted by hallelujah View Post
    Are you forgetting something, mate?

    Let me give you a clue. This is what happened when you played a real team.
    all the best teams slip up against lower-mid table sides occasionally

    Quote Originally Posted by hallelujah View Post
    Anyway, laptop off; telly and Robbie Savage on for the next 40 minutes!
    so your Mrs will find you passed out at half time with you little todger stuck to you leg

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    Quote Originally Posted by hallelujah View Post
    Anyway, laptop off; telly and Robbie Savage on for the next 40 minutes!
    what's Robbie saying, press press


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    Just when United fans thought things couldn't get any worse.

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    Hal knows

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    Dill must be squirming that much on the sofa this season he'll have worn an arse groove like the rift valley

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    The working class working together and holding the power against the imperialists.



    Pure Lennonism.

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    Quote Originally Posted by malmomike77 View Post
    Hal knows
    Hals passed out on his pissed stained armchair after sipping 10 cans of Egyptian Stella

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