Thread: Manchester Utd

Originally Posted by PAG

Leading 1-0 thanks to another Martial goal

Martial seems to do pretty well when everyone on the pitch makes as little effort as he does.

Originally Posted by malmomike77

Or Citeh as we know the financial rules don't apply to ME state sponsors of terrorism.

Good point, the plastics still have a shopping list. They could buy him just to piss off the moaners.

Not really convincing anyone.....

Raphael Varane: Man Utd defender has no regrets over move to Old Trafford

https://www.bbc.com/sport/football/62251950

Originally Posted by malmomike77

Not really convincing anyone.....

Raphael Varane: Man Utd defender has no regrets over move to Old Trafford

https://www.bbc.com/sport/football/62251950

I'm sure when he looks at his wage packet he has no regrets.

Undoubtedly....and i bet his golf handicap has improved in the last few years

I wonder if barca have considered threatening to remove de Jong's toenails?

Originally Posted by cyrille

I wonder if barca have considered threatening to remove de Jong's toenails?

Is that a thing in Spain? I don't get the reference.

David de Gea: ‘I hope we’re much better. It was embarrassing at times’ | Manchester United | The Guardian

yes david it was

Originally Posted by reinvented

David de Gea: ‘I hope we’re much better. It was embarrassing at times’ | Manchester United | The Guardian

yes david it was

Tbf I dont think the pain is over for a good few years yet.

Their new coach is Vauxhall Conference standard.

Well Martial is spearheading their attack as it stands.

Originally Posted by Joe 90

Their new coach is Vauxhall Conference standard.

Yes, Chitty. Ajax have a reputation for producing players and managers that don't understand football.

Originally Posted by cyrille

Well Martial is spearheading their attack as it stands.

Glazers on "Like a new signing" Glazers off.

I noticed you strengthened your attacking options earlier in the week Hal, that squad is growing...

With the Charity Shield just a couple of days away, let's have a table. Everybody loves a table, don't they?

This one is called Total Titles Won. It has a catchy name, doesn't it? I hope you like it as much as I do.

Originally Posted by malmomike77

I noticed you strengthened your attacking options earlier in the week Hal, that squad is growing...

I reckon it should be another good season ahead at the Emirates of nearly qualifying for the Champions League.

How many nearlys on the bounce will that be?

Sheeesh, a bit defensive there Hal. Have you got your team in the Fantasy League yet?

Now, tell me ladies and gentlemen of Teakdoor.

Where should my annual season bet go?

I don´t think we'll win the League this year (we'll save that for next season), but with a man with a method at the helm, we'll surely be picking up a trophy or 3.

FA Cup, Liverpool Cup or Europa League? Or all 3?

(I just went to post on this thread and it ended up on Jeff's thread!)

Originally Posted by malmomike77

Sheeesh, a bit defensive there Hal. Have you got your team in the Fantasy League yet?

I'll put a team in over the next week, but if City and Liverpool are doing well and United aren't, I'll be out.

Originally Posted by hallelujah

I'll put a team in over the next week, but if City and Liverpool are doing well and United aren't, I'll be out.

is it an italian team?

^^ on methods, are you suggesting the other 7 managers that preceded Ballbag didn't have methods and that is why they failed?

Originally Posted by malmomike77

is it an italian team?

^^ on methods, are you suggesting the other 7 managers that preceded Ballbag didn't have methods and that is why they failed?

They might have had methods, but they weren't schooled in the methods of totaalvoetbal.

(Btw, that's not a slogan for a German car, Chitty )

Is he deploying teamviewer to remotely connect the team when they are not at work, is that what he means to total football?

Originally Posted by malmomike77

when they are not at work?

That would be 99% of the time with this lot.

Originally Posted by hallelujah

Where should my annual season bet go?

There's only one bet worth having this season!

200-1 in previous years but only 80-1 this time.


Man City for the quadruple biatches!!!!

You know it makes sense.

I'll just leave this here..




Klopp getting his excuses in already I see


King Power tomorrow, here we come..

OH MAN CITY! THE ONLY TEAM TO COME FROM MANCHESTER, OH MAN CITY!

Ferguson given 'formal role' at Man Utd as Arnold sets up 'think-tank' involving four key figures

so much faith in the new manager they have fired up the Delorean