Thread: Manchester Utd

Sounds like he's in need of a Brexit Blowjob in downtown Cairo

He's got blown off already apparently, seems quite grumpy about it

Need a bigger broom at Old Trafford...

Manchester United confirm exits of 11 players including Paul Pogba | Football | Metro News

Optimistic. Only 11? well they are hanging on to at least 4-6 has beens.

Has Hal passed out in his piss stained armchair

Wakey wakey Hal!!!


Ole,ole ole!

Oo ah Cantona!

Gory,gory manure United

^ That brings to mind a mate of mine Andy who was in the same cohort as me. Years ago. He got married and his future wifes sister was staying with them about a week before they wed. He decided, as a dirty cvnt he was that when they (his future mrs and sister) went out for the day he'd fish out a pair of her used knickers and having had a few and a heavy night before he put on a porn flik and had a wank sniffing her sisters knickers. He fell asleep after he'd cum and that's how they found him, todger stuck to his leg, cruched up tissue on the table, jeans round his ankles and knickers on his face he never could keep a secret which is another whole story. but this one was wide open as i arrived at the same time they came home.

EDIT

he complained she'd been eating too much garlic.

FFS

Richard Arnold discusses Man Utd transfer plans and financial situation in leaked video - Mirror Online

It's quite surprising that they have a transfer plan.

Manchester United's total debt stands at £591 million.

The Glazers will take an £11 million dividend this Friday.

They've finally pulled their finger out and made a signing.

South Korean defender Nofu Kin Won.


Ta diddly boing boing tsch.

know how moody Utd business dealings are, you sure he wasn't from norf of the border?

Whooooooosh

^ You'd expect it from Chitty, but Mi...


yeah, you'd expect it from Mike the delivery man too.

Neville slams Man United owners over struggle to complete Eriksen transfer | Football | Metro News


What player decided to move to Brentford for less money than go to Utd???

All 100+ players United are "signing" this summer according to the press.

De Jong & Antony Transfers: The Real Reason Man Utd Fans Are Frustrated This Summer. - YouTube

We're at about 110 now cos this was 3 days ago. David Raum from Hoffenheim is today's although the day is yet young...

^ you have to get rid of most of your starting 11 first.

Youtube seems intent on reminding me of happier times.



I missed 6 games in any competition this season, home or away, and one of them was Rotor Volgograd!

De Jong to sign this week, apparently, and Andreas Pereira is off to Fulham!

Manchester United transfer news LIVE Man Utd closing in on Frenkie de Jong deal as players return to training - Manchester Evening News

Inccccccccccccccccccccccccccooooooooooooooooommmmm mmmmmmmmmmmmmiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnngg gggggggggggggggg!

Manchester United agree PS15.7m deal for Feyenoord left-back Tyrell Malacia | Manchester United | The Guardian

No word yet as to whether we'll also be playing in orange next season.

Originally Posted by hallelujah

De Jong to sign this week

Hal, you need to see someone about your optimism bias.

Not something Ronaldo seems to suffer from.

He wants to leave, due to the absence of new signings.

Ronaldo could miss the start of Utds pre-season tour of Thailand and Oz. Given Utd have not replaced any of the 13 first team players they need to get shot of, that means most of the touring team won't be there for the start of the season and those that are will be fighting some nasty std infection.

Liverpool vs Man U in BKK is gonna cost 6,000 baht a ticket, apparently.

Without Ronny that is gonna be like the Emptihad.

Originally Posted by cyrille

Liverpool vs Man U in BKK is gonna cost 6,000 baht a ticket, apparently.

Without Ronny that is gonna be like the Emptihad.

For the craic I looked up prices on viagogo.

You can get a seat on the pitch level for Bt150,000!