Thread: Manchester Utd

Originally Posted by Edmond

The Brazilian Magician.


O Fenômeno.

I was wondering what his real nickname is in Brazil.

Originally Posted by hallelujah

keep the fucker as far away as possible from our own goal

It's presumably this in Portuguese.

Time for Reg to blow the dust off his volume of 'Young Boys' jokes yet again.

Well, I'll certainly miss his happy face, 100% work rate each week and ability to stay injury free.

What say you, Dil?

Bon Voyage.
Although who in their right mind would buy the idle miserable French fuck?

I reckon he'd have been physically sick just having the term gegenpress explained to him.

Right Tony, instead of pulling that face and putting your hands on your hips when losing the ball, you've now got 8 seconds to go and win the fucker back.
Yeah right

Pukki or Ronaldo to score first today?

Originally Posted by Reg Dingle

Bon Voyage.
Although who in their right mind would buy the idle miserable French fuck?

I reckon he'd have been physically sick just having the term gegenpress explained to him.

Right Tony, instead of pulling that face and putting your hands on your hips when losing the ball, you've now got 8 seconds to go and win the fucker back.
Yeah right

I can't see too many clubs forking out 250k a week for him that's for sure. What a waste of talent.

Originally Posted by Reg Dingle

Although who in their right mind would buy the idle miserable French fuck?

Newcastle.

^ If they go down?

What a load of dogshit.

Originally Posted by Reg Dingle

What a load of dogshit.

I agree that was not a penalty!

Viva Ronaldo!!!!!

CHRISTiano's at the wheel the elves and fairies are dancing from the trolllful terraces of Old Trafford . They'll be goblin in the grottoes of Munchester tonight with Arthur thieves and the vandals.

Fucking awful that was.

Fredinho though! At least him and de Gea turned up.

Look at the run of games over the next 2 months.

Top 3 come the end of Feb.


0 goals conceded (not including the odd own goal)
7 goals scored.


Make it happen Ralph Ring.

Do the Ralf Rang-go
Thunderbolts and lightning, very, very frightening me
Cristiano.
Cristiano
Cristiano, more pressingggg

Mmm he's certainly getting them to compete with paint drying

Manchester United are in discussions with the Premier League over postponing their fixture away to Brentford on Tuesday evening after being forced to shut down their training complex due to positive Covid cases.

The leagues gonna go Pete Tong at this rate!

Transfer your Manure players out of your fantasy football teams chaps!

Originally Posted by Joe 90

Transfer your Manure players out of your fantasy football teams chaps!

Oh that was done a long... long time ago.

Originally Posted by Reg Dingle

Settle down you bellends and enjoy the GOAT

There's only one Goat!

Even "our" fucking criminals can't get the basics right these days.

Moment idiot crook in Man Utd shirt robbed a shop - but forgot to put his balaclava on - Manchester Evening News

In other news... Benjamin Mendy now accused of 7 rapes and 1 sexual assault.